anal compression

The act of sticking an object up the anus and applying pressure to condense an object for a higher quality version of itself.

After his clean joey, Jon performed some anal compression on the banana that he planned to eat. It came out so good he couldn't help but share with Sarah, Lady and the Tramp style.

by PGVaginamort November 22, 2016

Anal Glory

Anal version of Morning Glory

Husband: how about some Morning Glory
Wife: I can’t I’ve got my period
Husband: It’s alright we’ll do Anal Glory
Wife: OK

by Term Deposit September 1, 2019

Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.

Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history

by tirtle June 15, 2018

Anal Chandalier

When pieces of shit hang off of the hair on your asshole

my cat took and enormous crap last night, then he formed an anal chandalier

by James, Andrew September 22, 2005

Anal Leaking

Where a man's Anus is leaked, like this, by the other person.
Like Ice cream.
And then, what happens, even Poo-Poo comes out.
The Poo-Poos out.
And then they eat the Poo-Poo.

See this person having sucked the other persons rectum, and the other person is Poo-Pooing, and this one is eating the Poo-Poo all over the place. He had some Anal Leaking in the bedroom.

by Martin Ssempa June 8, 2010

anally retentive

Stoid, fixed in own ways, unchanging, perfectionist.

He has to do everything 'just so' - He is so anally retentive!

by nusye December 15, 2003

Anal Tuesday

A global holiday celebrated on the first Tuesday of every week. Methods of celebration include:

1) "The way the natives do": Participating in the act of anal sex

2) "Alternative celebration": The act of masturbating to anal pornography or the thought of anal sex

Falesi: Happy Anal Tuesday! You guys gonna celebrate?

Doran: Yup! Met a chick at the Black Squirrel Saturday night and she said she'd be up for some hershey highway 'splorin!

McQuiver: Unfortunately I'm only going home to tube8 to stroke lil McQuiver to some blacks on blondes.

by McQuiver January 24, 2010