Guy: What's your plans for valentines day?
Lonely Guy: I'll be celebrating alentines ay, thanks for asking
Lonely Guy: I'll be celebrating alentines ay, thanks for asking
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1) <i>noun</i>: the dnd geek's wet dream. a flirtatious blonde who is not as dumb as her hair colour might suggest. many aldens hate pop music, and enjoy theatre and english class. can be found near shakespeare.
do not freeze aldens.
2) <i>verb</i>: to befriend mortal enemies and then have to deal with the consequences of their hatred for each other. <i>also see star crossed. 'to pull an alden.'</i>
3) <i>verb</i>: to make up words at ranodm and then attempet to pass them off as real.
1) <i>noun</i>: the dnd geek's wet dream. a flirtatious blonde who is not as dumb as her hair colour might suggest. many aldens hate pop music, and enjoy theatre and english class. can be found near shakespeare.
do not freeze aldens.
2) <i>verb</i>: to befriend mortal enemies and then have to deal with the consequences of their hatred for each other. <i>also see star crossed. 'to pull an alden.'</i>
3) <i>verb</i>: to make up words at ranodm and then attempet to pass them off as real.
1) oh man, that alden is so 1337. i just love the way she rolls those twenty-sided die...
2) young jim has pulled an alden, and now needs to have two birthday parties.
3) samantha had to hide her english teacher's dictionary, as she aldened much of her term paper.
2) young jim has pulled an alden, and now needs to have two birthday parties.
3) samantha had to hide her english teacher's dictionary, as she aldened much of her term paper.
by anon. July 7, 2004
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The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't rememeber the events of the previous night. And, your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don't know how you got.
Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that bruise?
Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.
Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.
by Tempted December 4, 2007
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after taking a dump in a cold, cold forest, i looked down and noticed i had alien dick..it was soooo embarrassing
after we swam in the brisk, cool ocean, she wanted to bang, but then she saw my alien dick...it was very embarrasing
"dude i have a serious case of alien dick..this is extremely embarrassing"
man steps out of ocean, and three people scream.. "aliiiieeennn diiiiiiickkkk!!"..oh gosh it was so embarrassing
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"so i went on a date, and he had the worst alien dick everrr"
after we swam in the brisk, cool ocean, she wanted to bang, but then she saw my alien dick...it was very embarrasing
"dude i have a serious case of alien dick..this is extremely embarrassing"
man steps out of ocean, and three people scream.. "aliiiieeennn diiiiiiickkkk!!"..oh gosh it was so embarrassing
girl POV
"so i went on a date, and he had the worst alien dick everrr"
by the new revolution March 16, 2009
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