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Powerful and complete. So good intellectually and require several outlets for his energies. Not a builder but a planner, and wants others to carry out his plans. Very bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. Knows what he wants and why he wants it.
Finds the best contentment in life when he owns his own home and provides well for his family and loved ones. Has a great sense of responsibility and duty. So comforting, appreciative and affectionate. His obligation in life is to hold justice and truth.
Alsen always looks up to living harmoniously.
alsen by Profesirjimsenatricxy March 18, 2019
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Alsen is the type of guy that simps for a girl whose name starts with a "s" and is always bestfrnds with the persons name that starts with "z" and a "a" he's the smartest in the class during maths period and he laughs like a suppressed SKS
He's a alsen cause I'm like that
Alsen by Zrto February 14, 2022
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Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

Alien flipping 

ey-lee-uhn, flip-ing

(Verb)

The act of ingesting Psilocybin Mushrooms and 2C-B, then smoking DMT at the peak of the trip
Friend: You looked outta your head last night
Me: That's what happens when you're Alien flipping

Roderick Alden

Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.
Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?
Roderick Alden by BigTony102 March 7, 2021
She’s a a boss ass bitch. Will love you and care for you but if you fuck her over she will beat your ass.
Alentin is beautiful.

freaky alien genotype

A term used in space to call people FAGS
Krillin: That guy looks like a FAG
Gohan: KRILLIN!
Krillin: What? A Freaky Alien Genotype. what did think I mean?
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