by jessica1235428 October 21, 2005
Get the alienaa mug.The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't rememeber the events of the previous night. And, your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don't know how you got.
Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that bruise?
Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.
Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.
by Tempted December 4, 2007
Get the Alien Abduction mug.Extreme penis disporportion; when it is so cold the shaft becomes extremely small and thin and the head of the penis is of normal size... often times the penis points in different directions
after taking a dump in a cold, cold forest, i looked down and noticed i had alien dick..it was soooo embarrassing
after we swam in the brisk, cool ocean, she wanted to bang, but then she saw my alien dick...it was very embarrasing
"dude i have a serious case of alien dick..this is extremely embarrassing"
man steps out of ocean, and three people scream.. "aliiiieeennn diiiiiiickkkk!!"..oh gosh it was so embarrassing
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"so i went on a date, and he had the worst alien dick everrr"
after we swam in the brisk, cool ocean, she wanted to bang, but then she saw my alien dick...it was very embarrasing
"dude i have a serious case of alien dick..this is extremely embarrassing"
man steps out of ocean, and three people scream.. "aliiiieeennn diiiiiiickkkk!!"..oh gosh it was so embarrassing
girl POV
"so i went on a date, and he had the worst alien dick everrr"
by the new revolution March 16, 2009
Get the Alien Dick mug.A gigantic headed grey skinned Alien. It has extremly large black eyes. They abduct alchoholics, so no one believes there story.
Much like Bill Gates!
Much like Bill Gates!
by Scott Methy July 18, 2003
Get the Grey Abducter Alien mug.A totally radtastic girl who doesn't give a fuck about what anybody thinks. She is truly herself and has a wide (but good) taste in music.
person 1: damn that girl is hot, but she is so confident that coming on to her is kind of difficult.
person 2: yeah she's one Avital the Alien.
person 2: yeah she's one Avital the Alien.
by Taxidermy11 July 10, 2009
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