Edson, Alberta

A small town in Canada about two hours west of Edmonton, Alberta. A small shithole featuring a large supply of meth for anyone over the age of eight. Usually used by truckers as a shit stop on the way to a half decent place like Edmonton or Jasper, plus the chronic is expensive as fuck here

Person One: Yo dude i heard you moved to Edson, Alberta how is it there?

Person Two: uggg... kill...me...

Person Three: He real bacon for real

by DreamsicleBacon February 5, 2012

wet albert

insertion of the arm into the anus, spreading the fingers.

also see moist albert, wet adam and wet conjugate

She gave him a wet albert last night

by asdfghjkl January 27, 2005

Albert Zone

A zone much lower than the friend zone; once you're here you may as well give up. Also, you know you are in the zone when you are blocked on all social networks. In other words, you're fucked.

Dude, you are officially in the Albert Zone.

by EP39 October 16, 2014

Albert

Cool ass beeto eat ass lives day by day and has a shit dick and hotter

Albert eats booty

by Beeto btw May 1, 2019

fat albert

a reagent added to a reaction in order to create the thermodynamically favored enol.

Fat Albert.

by Dr. Suess of Organic Chemistry May 23, 2011

gay albert

if u have a friend and his name is Albert he is gay he has a dad named Dan and he beats Albert with a shovel cause Albert didn't feed the chickens or he didn't come for supper. he also sucks at mine craft. Albert is a big gay... He also buys you necklaces and air pods if he falls deeply in love with you. but u aint no gold digger and you say no CAUSE HES GAY!

gay Albert is a gay fatass

by conwarjoonsoon February 10, 2020

Dirty Fat Albert

A black man with a overwhelmingly large cock "he will also beat you ass with his fat albert"

"I will also beat you ass with my Dirty Fat Albert"

by gaurd565 February 15, 2015