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African Street Monkey

Something that lives in your homes, eats your wifes carpet, and steals your tv, car(s), and whatever else they can manage to get into their oversized pants. These creatures are also referred to as a negro, or black person.
Mother why is that monkey down the street have his pants to his ankles? Mom: because African Street Monkeys use that as a mating ritual to attract other African Street Monkeys, and also to ward off other possible male mates. If you notice this behaviour darling call animal control and look in the other direction.
by obviously not white July 28, 2013
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African Drive By

An African drive by is similar in form to a traditional drive by, however a few core differences are present; one being the medium used by the assailant(s) as a mode transportation and another being the actual weapon to be discharged. In an African drive by, the assailant will carefully choose a vine, the longer or higher up in the canopy it's fulcrum the more distance between the attacker and the victim after the drive by allowing for easier escape back to ones village or hut, which is ideal, and then swing by the victim(s) while shooting a dart blowgun filled with a village aids victim's semen, causing instant infection, and often times Ebola or sickle cell anemia, which just happened to be in the donor's blood anyway. It was initially thought that African drive bys originated in Ethiopia as a settlement over conflict over food, until historians realized that there was never food in Ethiopia. The roots of the African drive by are still unknown, though many hypothesize that the first African drive by occurred over conflict between tribesman over one killing anothers goat for pride. Premeditation of an African drive by can be characterized by the pounding of the chest, and an indicator of an African drive by in progress is loud yelling, often sounding like "MULU BULU TULU" which roughly translates to "fuck yo couch nigga".
Man, that fool Solomon just killed another one of my goats, I'm about to African drive by this clown.
by JayDh89 June 18, 2010
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African-American

1. A person, born on the continent of Africa, who becomes a naturalized citizen of the United States of America.
2. The most commonly misused word, (albeit one deemed politically correct by people afraid to use the words "black" or "colored") describing the black population of the United States of America.
While Taneisha thought she was African-American, she was born right here in Lower Alabama.
by Bad, Bad, Leroy Jones October 10, 2003
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Afrina

The name holds a unique meaning...girls with such name has mood swings and can get hyper anytime and no one would know the reason. Afrina tries to be productive after procrastinating and is a top notch 👌 👏. She'll love her friends and family as much needed but not beyond that. But she will love them from her heart and might not always show the affection but her heart says it all. Trust issues? Yeah. She won't share much than you need to know. A lively person who can help if in her capabilities and sometimes can say 'no' also if she does not wants to.

She will go to extents to learn and try different things and if failed she won't give up but try to console her by herself. She is satisfied by whatever she dies on her own so don't bother to compare her with others because that's gonna make you go farther away from her.

Her future soulmate reading this...treat her as you can because she was already born as a queen leading her own way.
Afrina is the crown holder.
The leadership qualities are in Afrina.
by Steve mim May 30, 2022
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African swallow

Non-migratory bird that can carry coconuts as far north as Mercia, that is if they were inclined to do so.
"It could be carried by an African swallow!"
by swallowcarryingacoconut December 18, 2005
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afrina

the technical term for a woman having an "afro" hairstyle
dat piece gotta afrina!
by alecs :] September 24, 2007
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white african

Simply a person of the white race that was born in Africa. Mainly in South Africa.
Being African doesn't necessarely mean that the person is black. African is simply a nationality.
Bob: Hey, that white african kid just moved here and is now living in the U.S.
Joe: I guess it that makes him an African-American.
by ShinGino December 17, 2006
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