Facebookly Active 

Spending a ridiculous amount of time on Facebook posting comments and using apps, so that you pop up on news feeds multiple times.

Cindy is so Facebookly active; I'm constantly seeing her on my News Feed.

Facebookly Active by grovecityfan January 19, 2009

facesook 

Someone who is feeling sorry for themselves and wants all their friends to know about it, so posts a sulking message on their facebook status.

Usually to gain attention or to gain sympathy.

"What's with Jane's facebook status?"

"Don't worry about her, she's just having a facesook"

facesook by Roy2009 July 18, 2009

faecebook 

Reference to a facebook profile page that is filled with crap, such as tons of useless applications and/or a a reference to the facebook site in a negative way.

Originates from the word faeces.

- OMG, have you seen John's faecebook? It's totally meaningless.
- You can read all about his vampire adventures on his faecebook.
- Gerbils are being mistreated in todays society you say? Well then, we'll have to start a special interest group on faecebook then...

faecebook by Bjoern September 16, 2007

Facedook 

The act of taking a shit (dook) while browsing facebook on your laptop, iPhone or other device!

He must be taking a facedook!

Facedook by UnkleKen July 28, 2010

Facebonkers 

Someone who is constantly going crazy on Facebook...
By crazy I mean... commenting on every single photo, writing on everyone's wall, groups, invites, etc. etc.

"Dude.. Freakin Kathy has gone completely facebonkers!...."
"Yeah, man... She left me like 16 photo comments and invited me to 4 groups and all this shit"
"God help us..."

Facebonkers by Klyde Frog January 27, 2009

fakebook 

Any social media site that irresponsibly allows fake news to be easily and quickly disseminated to hundreds of millions. By doing so, democratic elections are influenced in favor of candidates and their followers who are willing to lie pathologically, repeatedly spread false rumors and race-bait. These sites and their purveyors of fake news consequently create an existential crisis for responsible journalism, the people of the United States and, now that I think about it, the entire world.

He voted for that misogynistic, racist, Islamaphobic, narcissistic, unstable bully because he read on Fakebook that his opponent knew someone who went to dinner with a Muslim.

fakebook by hodag1966 November 18, 2016

Facebookitis 

A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.

Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.

Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?

Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis

Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?

Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
...

Facebookitis by Tuhdumbum November 3, 2009