shotless

The first person to call "shotless!" discharges himself from the responsibilty of completing a boring or demanding task that has to be completed or accomplished.

John: "Today someone will definitely clean the kitchen."
David: "Shotless!"

shotless by Tropicalgorilla October 7, 2017

Shots Fired 

(Interjection) - A reply given directly after a person gives a witty remark or serious burn.

Person A: *super hot burn*
Person B: Shots Fired!

Shots Fired by Your Highness AKA Perfection May 22, 2013

No Shots Barred 

No Shots Barred is a variation of the game Extreme Ping Pong, the rules are simple the serve must be a regular one but as long as the ball is bouncing its still in play, even if it leaves the table. Players may move around the table as they wish and even the room. The game is often judged on points for style similar to the original with extra points going to attack shots (Shots which cause pain to the opponent usually hitting them in the face or the genital region). While No Shots Barred is seemingly a violent game, it is often played in most cases in a graceful manner with players concentrating on more tactical shots rather than pain inflicting ones.

Henry: I've got a really bad black eye.
Josh: Woah dude who did you fight?
Henry: Oh no its not from a fight, I had a brutal No Shots Barred.

No Shots Barred by Nex Solo November 21, 2010

cum shots

When cum is shot into a girls pussy mouth or anus.

As Chad fired Cum Shots into Kiersten's soft little pussy he felt like a soldier going into battle!

Kiersten smiled and opened wide as Chad fired Cum Shot's into her mouth!

Chad ripped off Kiersten's panties and fired Cum Shot's into her anus!

cum shots by SlopNChop December 17, 2016

Shotgun Poop 

A bathroom experience where poop exits at highspeed out of the anus resulting in a big splash of poop all around the toilet bowl almost like a shotgun blast after hitting Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. Most common with spicy foods. May look like you shot Mr. Hankey with a 12 Gauge.

The toilet had a hard time digesting that Shotgun Poop after I blasted it

Shotgun Poop by D Babe 90 September 8, 2010

shotomy 

The process in which one places a turkey baster with a shot of hard liquor up their ass. This results in rapid, extreme drunkenness because the alcohol is completely absorbed. Kids, don't try this one at home.

My uncle, a raging alcoholic, commits shotomy on a regular basis.

shotomy by Joshtheundisputed March 3, 2008

shotgun jizz

When a concentrated large amount of semen explodes from the tip of the penis, typically after female stimulation, and scatters sporadically throughout the room leaving several wet stains everywhere.

If proper caution is not taken, the jizz will typically land all over the body of the ejaculator.

After Brian returned from the dance and promptly masturbated, he shotgun jizzed all over his own face.

shotgun jizz by machisimobadass January 21, 2010