Awkward Facebooker

ZEB R. ADAMS

"good seeing you today, sorry i didnt say hey i was in a hurry i think i was only there for like 35 mins haha"

-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl

Awkward Facebooker by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012

Face Book Target 

Face Book Target is a recipient of abuse from the Face Book Bully. They suffer repeated acts over time that involves a real or perceived imbalance of power with the more powerful Face Book individual or Face Book group abusing those on Face Book who are less powerful.

The power imbalance may be social power.

The victim of bullying is sometimes referred to as a Face Book Target.

That one who has an evil friend who always has to have the last word on every single post. Or has that one who has to dominate every posting with the very last comment...

Sue can you believe, I am spanking Tony , by dominating every one of his posts and I always have the last comment on every one of his posts, He is such a Face Book Target!!!!!

Face Book Target by Raptorwyatt April 6, 2010

Facebookship

A relationship based soley on facebooking. No in-person, phone, or text conversations ever take place.

It's torture to only have a facebookship with Amy. I'd really like to meet her for lunch one day.

Facebookship by Amy's Dude June 24, 2009

faceboo 

when you try to go on facebook and type it into your browser too quickly and forget the "k." Then that google search engine thing pops up.

www.faceboo.com

damn it, i forgot the k.

faceboo by totesboss April 23, 2008

facebookanxiety 

facebookanxiety

(ref. Anxiety - Anxiety is an unpleasant state that involves a complex combination of emotions that include fear, apprehension, and worry. It is often accompanied by physical sensations such as heart palpitations, nausea, chest pain, shortness of breath, or tension headache.)

1. facebookanxiety - the fear of unwanted pictures of yourself posted by others.

2. facebook's anxiety - the fear of peole writing so many messages that the facebook-network will collapse

3. facebookanxiety - the fear of walking out in the real world because you would feel like poking everyone, and would be considered as a nutcase.

1. "Holy fuck, DELETE that fuckin picture of me throwing up!! this is serious facebookanxiety happening"

3. "Danny, you have to get out of your room now, you've been sitting here for days!"
...
"i... just... can't... stop... tagging... poking... walling.."

facebookanxiety by Andreearawr June 12, 2007

facebookini 

searching facebook for friends of friends who might have bikini pictures with no privacy setting

It was so dead at work today I facebookinied all afternoon till I hit the motherload on Veronica's friend Beth's Jamaican vacation pics.

facebookini by highway61 November 14, 2011

Facebookly Active 

Spending a ridiculous amount of time on Facebook posting comments and using apps, so that you pop up on news feeds multiple times.

Cindy is so Facebookly active; I'm constantly seeing her on my News Feed.

Facebookly Active by grovecityfan January 19, 2009