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Facebook Chumming

The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

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Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.
When someone knows a Facebook Shark is around... Facebook Chumming would be making a comment like:

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."
by NeilPeel December 23, 2010
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facebook askhole

The one friend on Facebook whose statuses and posts consist only of things such as "Like for a tbh?", "like for a rate?" "At midnight, tell me how you really feel about me?" and so forth.
Lauren: Wow, Nic just posted "like for a rate? 100% honest" for the sixth time today.

Zoe: Ugh, what a Facebook Askhole.
by lozinator February 7, 2014
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facebook stupidity

Someone who frequently shares fake or satirical posts on Facebook thinking them to be true.
Person 1:Did you see that post John shared? If you put your ATM pin in backwards it calls the police! That's really clever
Person 2: There is no way that could be true. Ignore him. It's just Facebook stupidity.
by Tommyrunner May 6, 2018
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Facebook DJ

A person who constantly posts music videos on facebook for the sole reason of having the feeling of being a real life DJ. They get a sense of pride from all of the "Likes" and comments they receive, which further fuels their delusion of being a DJ.
Dude, look at all these great songs I posted on my page!

Give it a rest, Facebook DJ
by S. Sinani March 30, 2011
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Facebook foundation

Where in one lays the foundation for a relationship by commenting on or liking various things that another person posts in order to get their attention and hopefully get to know them better.
Jamie: Lovin' this weather!
Bill(Facebook foundation layer): Yea me too it's pretty great right? I really like going to the beach on days like this.
by Bossmoonpie July 31, 2012
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facebook camp

to stay on facebook for large amounts of time, usually waiting for someone certain to get online. usually someone that you want to go out with.
aw man, i facebook camped all day and she didnt get online ONCE. COME ON!!!
by xSt0nedxwaLrusx September 19, 2010
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Facebook hyper

When someone is on Facebook while hyper, usually from sugar or caffeine. This person will post, message and comment much more than usual during this state.
"Sorry for all the messages last night, I downed an entire coffee and was Facebook hyper."
by Pink CiCi September 29, 2011
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