space Jesus 

1. a term that is used to insult or mock the Scientology religion.
2. another name for master chief Halo used to describe how awesome he is

1. Scientology believer: man why the fuck are you atheist?
Atheist: Why do you care?
Scientology believer: cause ur gonna go to hell dumb ass.
Atheist: man, fuck you why don't you go worship space Jesus!

2. Dude space Jesus totally raped those covenant bitches!

space Jesus by Dak-Stax September 5, 2009

Child of Jesus 

A hoe who uses her loose following of religion to get out of sex.

“Wanna go back to my place?”

“Sorry I’m a child of Jesus”

Child of Jesus by Yesyesyeysyeysys June 4, 2018

semi-jesus 

Some random from an IRC channel. Doesn't realise that this site was so last year :)

semi-jesus by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Action Jesus 

The action hero side of Jesus.

"Action Jesus just save a baby from a crocodile and a flaming puppy, all with his handgun"
"John Mclane<Action Jesus

Action Jesus by bhkbligligfiycdcfgvbhkj October 20, 2008

Screaming Jesus 

A FICTIONAL sexual "maneuver" that you would apply to a person you don't particularly like (or in some cases- hate), but still want to have sexual intercourse because they are extremely hot.

It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).

Paul: "Damn, Bob's sister is a total Bitch. Did you hear what she said?"
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."

Screaming Jesus by JemIsJerrica September 25, 2009

fish jesus 

idk my mom yelled at me for saying it so i figured it was on here.

I swear to fish jesus!

fish jesus by totally not an 11 year old May 16, 2015

Juiced Jesus 

To be toned and muscular, while having long majestic hair and an almost Chuck Norris like beard. *Tattoos are not required, but recommended.*

Man, Opie from Sons of Anarchy really became a Juiced Jesus in season 4 of the show.

Juiced Jesus by Ulta-Thug MD. June 12, 2015