Kapitan Bomba

Kapitan Bomba it's a polish educational show which was made with an intention for people, who wants to visit or live in Poland to learn about the country and its language. It's structurally divided, first episodes being shorter and use more common words, so the learner learns the most common polish words, like kurwa, chuj, <prefix>-pierdalać, pizda, piedolona ciota, ... The episodes gradualy get longer, with most common words filtered out, so the user can use the knowledge gotten from first episodes to fill the missing words. The universe of Kapitan Bomba resembles Poland very much, like most of beings are gay, like (smell) shit and are obsessed with asses. This could prove very useful to a traveller to Poland, to be more careful, as you can quickly find yourself having stuck something in your ass. The show features also some inside show, called Kapitan Dupa, which exposes the poor conditions in polish army.

Kapitan Bomba is produced by GIT Produkcja (known by having most gay staff), led by Bartosz "Pedał" Walaszek.

Niski żołnierz: Kurwa, panie kapitanie, jak wylądujemy na słonce, to się spalimy!
Kapitan Bomba: Masz me za idiote? Wylądujemy w nocy!

Kapitan Bomba: Nie zginiesz od karabina. Rozpierdolę cię granatem.
Kosmita: He, he, w dupie mam twój granat!
Kapitan Bomba: Zgadza się.

Niski żołnierz: O kurwa, co to?
Kapitan Bomba: To pierdolone chujew! Napierdalać, komu życie miłe!

Kapitan Bomba: Dobra. Teraz trochę teorii: żeby mieć pewność, że nie spudłujemy, lufę karabina wpychamy kosmicie w dupę i nacis...
Chorąży Torpeda: Ech, Bomba, Bomba. Wpychamy w dupę. To, że ty jesteś ciotą, nie znaczy, że musisz uczyć pedalstwa swoich żołnierzy.

Chudy żołnierz: Kurwa! On żyje!!
Kapitan Bomba: Przypierdolcie z granata!!
Chudy żołnierz: O kurwa! Panie Kapitan

by Janshevik March 25, 2010

bomb head

(1) twat from hollyoaks
(2) Robert Thomas

whos plate is that,it must be bomb heads'

by Matt February 29, 2004

Shit Bomb

A bomb packed full of shit.

Bobby left a shit bomb in Cindy's house which days later left her house in shitty shambles.

by Slobby Chode February 14, 2003

gut bomb

A coney dog or chili dog, LOADED! Occasionally misused to also describe one of them bite sized late-night "greezy spoon" hamburgers with grilled onions, which technically is known as a "slider."

After the bar closes let's stop on the way home and get a six-pack of gut bombs.

by gumby April 16, 2003

bomb

another word for fine.

damn..... that boy was hella bomb.

by tha 1fe April 9, 2006

Raging-Aliza-Bomb

When you fart in a car, turn up the heat to maximum capacity and then lock a person in the car by themself. The Person will defintley wake up stinky and smelly and sweaty, and that's what they get for falling asleep while someone else drives.

Yo, He's sleeping in the car, Turn up the heat to give him a raging-aliza-bomb!

by Gomez2 September 25, 2005

f bomb

well i thought it was a fart.

me: *pffft*.
mom: what was that?
me: i f bombed my pants, mom. sorry.

by squealer September 28, 2005