Definitions by squealer

septic facial 

The sexual act of unleashing your explosive diarrhea upon someone's face.

Fionna recieved a warm septic facial from Shrek.

septic facial by Squealer February 3, 2014

f bomb 

well i thought it was a fart.

me: *pffft*.
mom: what was that?
me: i f bombed my pants, mom. sorry.

f bomb by squealer September 28, 2005