Wet Texter

The opposite of a dry texter

Wet texters are people who usually text first and keep the chat conversation fun by NOT using one-word messages

"He is a wet texter."

by iBlue_ May 25, 2024

Wet

Someone who isn’t the brightest or all there.
Idiot

Have you worked with so and so, they’re abit wet aren’t they?

by Tjbigsshb November 30, 2017

The Wet Hamster

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.

I gave her the wet hamster last night!

by Dannielio April 21, 2007

Wet-sinking

Colloquial term used to describe the act of drinking lager beers, or 'wets'. The term can be separated into it's component parts, 'sinking' and 'wets', with either used in isolation - for example one can drink wets or sink beers. However, it is widely accepted that this kind of cross-terminology is best avoided and the traditional 'wet-sinking' used exclusively.

In relation to wet-sinking are associated descriptive terms such as 'wet-shy' or 'wet-nasty' , the former referring to an individual who either abstains from a sufficient amount of wet-sinking or does not reciprocate the purchase of wets while the latter means an inebriated state that may occur as a result of a lengthy wet-sinking session.

In some corners, wet-sinking may be accompanied by song such as the well-known anthem 'We're on the wets'.

Coco and Richard were out wet-sinking again last night. Coco was so wet-nasty, he exposed his old scatch in public!

by Wet-master July 23, 2018

wet

any sort of alcoholic beverage

yo g let me get some of that wet

by 6ixnine May 31, 2018

Wet the bed

Wetting the bed means peeing on your bed.

You: what a great dream!

Why is my bed sheet wet?

OH NO I WET THE BED!

by Tordindamix October 27, 2022

wet from the egg

New kid on the job. Naive, doesn't know the ropes. Like a newly hatched chick that just emerged from the shell and not dried off yet. "Wet behind the ears."

Check out the new guy. Still wet from the egg.

by barber of seville May 25, 2019