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Shit Money

Worthless money, because you can't enjoy it since it was made through corruption or some other fuckin stupid illegal activity.
I just go an inheritance, but I have to donate all of that shit money because the guy who died was a corrupt politician.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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Gunny Money

The real juice in The Gunny's Nashville 'family'. It's the internal currency of favors, loyalty, and street cred you bank by being solid and helping the community. Backed by The Gunny's honor code (and maybe some creatively sourced funds), this is what gets problems solved – from covering rent to calling in heavy backup – when regular cash just won't cut it.
Dude couldn't make rent, but he must've had serious Gunny Money banked, 'cause The Gunny made a call and suddenly it was handled.
by Gunny fan April 29, 2025
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T-Money

Someone who is always late can be described as tardy, unpunctual, or habitually late. Other terms might include "flake," "flakey," or even "not reliable"
Steve is always late he is a real a T-Money!
by RG34 May 7, 2025
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The money should be going to my kids

Hey, fuck your kids. The money shouldn't be going to them because I don't want my life to be waste by retarded ingrates. And no AI either.
Hym "Stole."

A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."

Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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Dick Money

Is money made from sucking or fucking a dick .
Person 1 : Hey , what happened with you and that girl last night

Person 2 : Ha , we fucked so I gave her dick money
by dizzyangel June 20, 2025
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Real money

money in a large or significant amount.
"they are willing to put real money into research"
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
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L Money

The hottest, sexiest, most breedable stallion ALMOST in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. He has a enormous penis known as Buddy the Member he uses as his pleasure stick but also as a 5th Hoove to hold stuff with or to propel himself.

He has a red mane & tail, deep blue eyes, white coat covering his vitiligo, a large green dollar sign cutie mark, and is very tall and large.

He is best known for his constant desire for pony sexual intercourse with both genders but mostly Mares in heat. He is determined to breed ALL of the mares in Equestria.

Created by Liam Keel the King of My Little Pony on July 25th, 2023, and depicted on his TikTok account @kingofmlp.
That pony on TikTok L Money is SO HOT, my next oc will be one of his children with Applejack...
by Liams Bank July 1, 2025
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