Googled

To take something that looks good and is in good working order and mess it up. Past Tense

Man, you really googled that up!

by crimsontider July 7, 2010

Crossfit goggles

A term used to describe a psychological phenomenon in which an individual who participates in crossfit becomes impressed by, and consequently attracted to, muscle definition that is associated with WOD performance, especially that of the posterior chain. This phenomenon increasingly appears in daily life and is applied to non-crossfitters, causing deviation from social norms of attractiveness and a strong preference for ‘dat ass.

Man 1: "Did you see her ass? I bet she doesn't even squat!"
Man 2: "Dude, take off your crossfit goggles."

by CFLT July 30, 2013

israeli night goggles

To lol your ball sack over a girls eyes possibly during oral sex

She just kept staring at me... so I gave her the israeli night goggles

by Ambrosia666 October 1, 2007

egyptian googles

A more aggresive version of the Egyptian goggles.

A male egaculates his load all over the ass of another male, then punches the asshole of the male until shit falls out. Then the puncher dips his genitals in the shit cum mixture and procedes to violently smash his balls into the eye sockets of the unsuspecting male. Thus causing the other male to ejaculate.

Derek thought that Jeremy was a gential giant but was in for a bone crushing suprise when Jeremy gave him the egyptian googles.

by shit covered bob May 2, 2009

googer

An expression to express annoyance. Could also express the way a person is mean.

Oh, googer.

by Dee May 5, 2004

Goggles

an insult aimed at those whom wear spectacles.

You have massive goggles, you speccy prick!

by he's_had_a_beer July 30, 2007

acid goggles

like sitting on a rainbow

man! with these acid goggles, i get it! taste the rainbow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....skittles

by mescalandguy July 21, 2011