nose douche

When one squirts saline solution up the nasal passage to douche the contents, and the resulting product comes out the other nostril or mouth.

I suddenly knew how mummies felt, as I used my nose douche to fire snot nougats out of my nostril.

by Terry January 11, 2005

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Baby Douche

1. A male who acts like a child, when they are old enough to be a parent.

2. A husband who acts like the guy you dated in highschool.

3. When a man thinks they are not being coddled enough by anyone.

4. An ex boyfriend/husband who thinks everything you do is because you are still in love with them!!

This morning my husband was being a baby douche. He thinks everyone needs to hold his hand. When our eleven year old was playing a joke on him, he decided to act like a child and pull her hair. Then he threw a tantrum when I said I would not go to the store and get him cigarettes. He is a grown man acting like a child. Therfore he is a baby douche.

by steffyb March 12, 2010

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Front Bumper Douche Master

To think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:

1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.

"Wow, Jerad keeps giving everyone 'expert' advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the 'Retreat Manager' job one year ago! What a total front bumper douche master!"

"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"

front bumper douche master

by Mr. BigStuff February 5, 2010

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Dirty Douche Dog

A Dirty Douche Dog is when a frozen hot dog is inserted into the anus. The hot dog is left inside the anus untill it is warmed up, then pooped into a bun so it is hot and ready to eat.

I gave Wanda a dirty douche dog lastnight.

by redeyejedi2009 February 15, 2010

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Reverse Douche

1) An individual whose filth, defined through character, action, or disposition, equals or surpasses that of the liquid leaving a womans vaginal cavity after a thorough douching. Marked by bacteria, unclean particulate matter, and often a slight fishy odor.
2) An individual marked by an exaggerated sense of self-confidence, compounded by a diminutive intellect, behaving unreasonably absurd in social situations with no sense of what an ignoramus one appears to be.

Can often be found living at home with mommy and daddy, trolling the internet for dates, wearing sunglasses at night, a popped collar, sideways hat, attempting to appear younger than one actually is, seeking companionship out of ones intellectual/age/social strata

Girl 1: I saw your ex-boyfriend at a party this weekend.
Girl 2: Oh yeah?
Girl 1: He was wearing a pink shirt with a popped collar, a sideways hat, and was hitting on an underage girl.
Girl 2: Whatever, he is 31 and still lives at home with his mommy. He is such a reverse douche.

by Jakira March 21, 2009

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