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Joe-Hawk
A hairstyle commonly worn by CTY Res life staff, it invokes the style of hard-rock and Punk, within in a contemporary and more simplistic setting. The Joe-Hawk is often considered the pinnacle of hair styling for those who have been blessed to have seen it. It is gelled up in the front to form a peak of greatness, followed by flowing streaks of a well groomed mane.
Guy 1: Who and what was that?
Guy 2: Shoot fool that was Jack the coolest guy around rocking the Joe-Hawk.
Guy1: Awesome
Guy 2: Shoot fool that was Jack the coolest guy around rocking the Joe-Hawk.
Guy1: Awesome
Joe-Hawk by JoeHawk140 July 14, 2010
Joe Jumper
A women of the looser variety who's inclined to keep company with many different men in the armed forces. Especially Marines.
Person 1: "There's Meg. Wasn't she with a Navy guy last week? She must have a thing for guys in uniform"
Person 2: "Yeah she's a Joe Jumper. She's dating a Marine now."
Person 1: "Yeah those Joe Jumpers sure do love seamen."
Person 2: "Yeah she's a Joe Jumper. She's dating a Marine now."
Person 1: "Yeah those Joe Jumpers sure do love seamen."
Joe Jumper by restone 2380 July 18, 2010
Joe like
Basically it is a new emotion which is based around a guy called joe sewell who is really messed up but proper hilarious and cool and we decided that whenever someone gets really really really really REALLY hyper then they are acting like joe so weve decided its called joe like and u must obey or be destroyed by a mechagodzillapenis
Joe like by tittyfish666 February 25, 2011
joe-minute
A unit of time that is stretched and is usually more like 75 or 80 seconds because some people like to under-estimate time to make you do stuff for longer.
joe-minute by saintrafael September 29, 2011
joe tag
When you tell a friend something hilarious and they instantly turn around and use it as their own joke right in front of you, especially in front of women, popular people, and just for the simple fact of showing off for others.
We were eating a Hot N Ready Pizza from Little Caesar's when I noticed that the proof of purchase said, "Proof of six inch purchase".
I instantly ripped it off the box and showed it to my friends; we all got a good laugh out of it. One of my friends asked to see it, so I handed to him and he darted off with it.
Next thing I knew he was showing it to all the girls in the room.
Friend: "Wow, he always does that."
Me: "Yeah, he joe tagged it as usual."
I instantly ripped it off the box and showed it to my friends; we all got a good laugh out of it. One of my friends asked to see it, so I handed to him and he darted off with it.
Next thing I knew he was showing it to all the girls in the room.
Friend: "Wow, he always does that."
Me: "Yeah, he joe tagged it as usual."
joe tag by The Silent Warrior April 11, 2012
Joe 'ill
the complete optimal human, that harbours near super-seyan, god like powers. this being of pure power is male 110% of the time, and has no weakness except maybe his awesomeness has to be toned down when interacting with the rest of humanity just so our senses are not overloaded with awesome. often can be found having a mid morning brunch with Allah, Buddha or any other celestial beings of the like. it is rumoured that joe 'ill and god tossed a coin to see who had to make the world, though this has yet to be proven.
person 1: OMFG LOOK AT THAT GUY OVER THERE, HE'S AMAZING!!!!
Person 2: yea, he must have been in contact with a joe 'ill recently had inhaled some secondary awesome.
Person 2: yea, he must have been in contact with a joe 'ill recently had inhaled some secondary awesome.
Joe 'ill by Militant_pigmi May 10, 2012