A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!
Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."
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Get the Cracked off the beat mug.the act of being a complete and utterly ok psychopath. you may completely understand yourself but others think you’ve lost your mind & need some mental assistance. you may be there, but there is definitely something missing. Crackheadism is an art that only some can acquire. You should be lucky and grateful that you were bestowed this gift.
“oh...wow...when she said she has crackheadism...she wasn’t jokin man”
“Did did you just see hOlLy drink 6 cups of coffee, post 30 Instagram photos& videos, spend 5 hours on TikTok & not get any school done, snort smarties, somehow throw up the smarties, and then pretend to be a horse girl in the arena? Ya she really does have crackheadism”
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