Camel Stretcher

An insult used to throw an enemy off guard as they ponder why any one would feel the need to stretch a camel.

Guy: You're such an asshole man!
another guy: Yeah well you are a camel stretcher!
Guy:???

(Becomes confused enough for a finishing blow or a quick get away)

by Kristen F. September 19, 2013

Santa Stretch

A term referring to the 3 straight, full weeks of school that follow Thanksgiving break and preceed Christmas break.

John: Hey. Welcome back from Thanksgiving break!

Susan: Yeah, and now the Santa stretch begins. I can't wait till Christmas!

by InnerBeautyShows97 December 2, 2013

womp stretch

The act of inserting two penises into one vagina.

I can't believe she let us womp stretch her last night, does that make us gay?

by Blue bars January 30, 2016

throat stretched

A Reference to a Male receiving oral sex.

Hey girl, I'm on my way over. Be ready cause you're gonna get that Throat Stretched.

by Big C in FW March 9, 2016

asshole stretch

Large object going in bum hole

Put your big penis in my bum hole and make my asshole stretch

Big asshole stretch

by Hokojpoli young 反而歐我 August 23, 2016

hollywood stretch

a situation where something or someone in not quite in your reach,, so in a last ditch effort you must extend dramatically to the object or person who is out of your reach.

that girl Nicole was looking so good from across the room while smoking her cigarette and when she asked me if I wanted a puff I couldn't move. I was paralyzed. I had to stand up and use the hollywood stretch so I could reach for her butt.

by runthesun July 5, 2017

Courtesy stretch

Tugging on your man meat to engorge for photo op, ideal for growers not showers

I hope you gave it the courtesy stretch before you sent that snap of your man meat

by STEPHH JONESS November 15, 2017