coachella jesus 

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.

“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.

coachella jesus by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018

SUPER cyborg pirate ninja jesus 

superman's powers mixed with cyborg pirate ninja jesus

THIS IS A JOB FOR SUPER CYBORG PIRATE NINJA JESUS!!!

SUPER cyborg pirate ninja jesus by GUNDAMU December 11, 2011

Kung-fu Jesus 

A Mitch = Man-Bitch

I heard you and that Kung-fu Jesus mothafucka got a problem.

Kung-fu Jesus by Johnny-Tsunami March 13, 2019

Jews for Jesus 

Jews for Jesus. You can be a true Jew and love Jesus. Jesus was a Jew!

Jay is a big Jew for Jesus. He married Jesus because the big J is Jay’s bae.

When she prays, she prays to all the names of God and Jesus and more.

They held hands in bed and that’s all. Because Jews for Jesus.

Jews for Jesus by BeStill December 5, 2019

Lord have Jesus 

Lord have Jesus is an misspelling of some other word. Its also used in comedy.

Jon : Want to see my automatic fleshlight?

Dave : Lord have Jesus.

Lord have Jesus by SIMPostor December 19, 2020

Sweet Zombie Jesus 

Zombie Lord who will eat your brains; also the name of the band who represent his music/art/clothing line/religion.

"Sweet Zombie Jesus will eat your brains"

Sweet Zombie Jesus by Dirty Joe June 13, 2004

come-to-Jesus moment

When I go on my mission to fight god on the behalf of the totality of human suffering

fuck a come-to-Jesus moment

come-to-Jesus moment by fresh cream yum December 10, 2019