Teleported Bread

That sneaky little bread that soldier teleported from Team Fortress 2.

That Teleported Bread is a goner!

by SoldierTF2 September 22, 2023

televismic

It’s like cinematic but for TV; relating to TV or having TVish qualities

Don’t Trust the B**ch in Apartment 23? Obviously a work of cinematic, televismic genius.

by I love tenants September 22, 2023

tellmyfamilythatidiedinacliffbecausemygrandpatoldmetowhatthefuckamitalkingaboutifeellikeimwritinganessayformybossophobia

its basically you jumping off a cliff because your grandpa told you to

bruh i feel like im gonna get tellmyfamilythatidiedinacliffbecausemygrandpatoldmetowhatthefuckamitalkingaboutifeellikeimwritinganessayformybossophobia by playing this game

by BFDILOVAAH September 23, 2023

telemunchies

the act of craving a food mentioned on television.

“damn, i’ve got the telemunchies”

by mosesthehobbit September 29, 2023

Tellavant

A combination of "tell" and "savant," implying a gifted storyteller or narrative virtuoso.

As the campfire crackled and the stars above began to twinkle, we gathered around John, the consummate tellavant of our group, whose mesmerizing tales of distant lands and mystical encounters held us in rapt attention throughout the night, transporting us to realms far beyond the flickering flames.

by luckyjordy October 1, 2023

Telisha

thicc

damm she thicc (Telisha)

by anonymous October 11, 2023

Tellendale River Gnomes

Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.

Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!

by aarondoctor October 14, 2023