mother jesus

One beta that does stuff. Second in command right after Cyber. She does stuff, I guess.

Omg it’s Mother Jesus!
Kool!!!

by Peeha Auntie November 25, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is Lord. He loves you so much that he died for your sins, a painful, brutal death. He didn’t want to, but he didn’t want you to have to suffer what he did. He chose YOU. He chose LOVE.

He rose again and lives in our hearts. Now you don’t have to bear the pain that he did. He knew that you would curse him,mock him and sin against him. Regardless, that didn’t stop him from giving you a chance at heaven, a chance at a better life where no suffering or tears exist. I can promise you the love you’ve felt on this earth is nothing compared to his.

Tomorrow is not promised so use it wisely. May God guide you and bless you, Amen.💗

“Jesus loves you!”

by Jesuschristisking December 21, 2024

Jesus

Hammered to a cross and burned😂😂😂

Jesus was hammered to a cross😂😂😂😂😂

by Who’s willma? May 19, 2021

Jesus's spizzim

When you jizz with no control, even though she said she’s not on birth control.

Yo dude, I just Jesus's spizzim , she did tell me she’s not on birth control; I just couldn’t help it.

by Kachowism August 10, 2024

Jesus H. Christ

God.

"I am God."
- Jesus H. Christ

by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t February 26, 2025

Jesus Hippos

Hippos that can walk on water.

I saw some jesus hippos walking around in the Atlantic ocean.

by El Gaupo April 26, 2023

jesus

That one guy that doesn't exist lol

religious guy; Hey be respectful, Jesus exist
Atheist; sure, so Santa exists too haha
Religious guy again: you're going to die because God exist, and you'll regret of saying this, you're going to hell.

Atheist: uh-

Religious guy: Anyways remember that God loves everyone, send you blesses 😍🤗✝️

by whoisalex? November 6, 2021