Dirty Chris

When a girl is sexually teasing you but claims she doesn't have the time to actually have the time to do it right now because she has something important to do in a few minutes ... So you flip her on her side, pull her pants down just enough to stick it in, pump for about 30 seconds then pull out of her vagina, immediately stick just the head of your cock in her ass and fill it with cum leaving her to clinch the newly deposited load inside of her rectum while she goes and completes whatever pressing task she needs to do.

Dude, Sarah kept messing with me but was like "Oh no we don't have time, my boyfriend's on his way and he'll be here any minute" so I gave her a dirty Chris! Bitch had just sit in her boyfriend's car for half an hour just clenching it!

Dirty Chris by Chrisanova December 8, 2025

The Chris Ben0it

A carefully curated pre-flight cocktail consisting of a Xanax, a hydrocodone, and a Jack and Diet Coke. Taken 45 minutes before boarding to ensure you don’t care about turbulence, crying babies, or the fact that your seat doesn’t recline.

Side effects include sudden patience, emotional detachment, and the belief that every landing was “actually pretty smooth.

• “He said he was ‘fine to fly’ but ordered a Jack and Diet Coke at 7 a.m. That’s when I knew the Chris Ben0it was in play”

• “I don’t remember takeoff, turbulence, or landing. All I know is I used the Chris Ben0it and now I’m at baggage claim holding a pretzel.”

The Chris Ben0it by The Rabid Wolverine. December 19, 2025

The Chris

The Action of spitting in a relatives butthole who disrespected you.

“Golly he gave him “THE CHRIS” after he disrespected his wife”

The Chris by yepoke May 21, 2026

The Chris Effect

When one person leaves a group, and everyone else slowly leaves too.

Person A: Why did everyone leave?
Person B: It was The Chris Effect.

The Chris Effect by Setalcix May 30, 2026

Pull a Chris 

The act of buying a ticket to a low respect or child aimed film and seeing 1 to 2 films contrary to what the ticket says.

Yo, I'm totally gonna pull a Chris tomorrow. I'm gonna buy a ticket for Ride Along 2 but see The Witch and Race instead.

Pull a Chris by DankMemeAnater September 1, 2016

Brooke and Chris 

An amazing couple. They belong together brooke and chris are both sexy and amazing kissers. No couple is better than Brooke and Chris, you will never top them.

We ship you Brooke and Chris

Brooke and Chris by Idk-lol July 28, 2019

Mary and Chris 

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.

Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!

Mary and Chris by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021