Horseshoe hangover 

When you've been riding horses all day and you're too hungover to have sex.

"Kim's been competing in the horse show all day and her horseshoe hangover is too bad to have sex with Richard"

Horseshoe hangover by Carissa_explainsitall June 23, 2018

Horseplay

V: The act of two or more horses playing.

Jimmy: Wow, look at those silly horses playing in the yard!
Dad: Yah, jackass, it’s called horseplay. Now get your shit and move out, you idiot.

Horseplay by Urmomhasa1stnameanditsbologna July 18, 2018

horsey twunkster 

A twunk who has the lower body of a stallion. Also enjoys joking around with his other twunkish friends

Tom: You see his thighs, hes so sturdy!
Jake: Yeah hes a real horsey twunkster

horsey twunkster by PupperBull September 23, 2018

Horseface 

A person with a big protruding long nose that resembles a horse due to its size and length

Pres Trump denied being attracted to her “Don’t associate me with Horseface”

Horseface by Julia Caesar October 18, 2018

Horsebrowns 

When you try and say harshbrowns and you say it, but whoever you said it to thought you said horsebrowns

Jamaal “Hey go to hell!” Arthur “Hey can I have some ketchup?” Jamaal “Why?”Arthur “To put on these harshbrowns your serving me.” Jamaal “Horsebrowns? Fuckin’ eatin horses and shit, fuck you muddafucka you da horse.”

Horsebrowns by OrangeJoseph March 5, 2019

Horseville

A hypothetical location where one is constantly surrounded by people who disagree with you.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers

Horseville by ChunkeyMushroom January 16, 2019

Horseshoe 

John had a hard history test 3rd block, so he pulled out his can of Copenhagen and placed a giant horseshoe between his cheek and gum. John nutted in his pants and did a ripper Magoo when the buzz kicked in. John got an A+ on his history test because he realized that he worked for Copenhagen. John and coach Hollensbe banged a cheap hooker in the parish center to celebrate their success.

Did you guys just see mick pack a huge horseshoe in his lip, wow he must have a big pecker for that size of pinch!!

Horseshoe by Give me a beer in the c shop February 9, 2019