get your wick wet 

Having sex.

Nobody was sure whether Ethan had gotten his wick wet over the previous weekend. The hooker he was t steppin with was dead, and the donkey was nowhere to be found.

Ethan wanted you to get your wick wet when you were t steppin with him last week.

get your wick wet by The Chad Michael Murray April 12, 2010

better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be

Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish by mom743 December 4, 2010

juggling turds with wet hands 

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

juggling turds with wet hands by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

Alabama Wet-Sock 

Have sex with someone using a condom and cum inside of the condom. When they fall asleep take the condom and put it on their foot.

Sally awoke, horrified, to see that she was wearing an Alabama Wet-Sock.

Alabama Wet-Sock by KafkaFish August 23, 2011

poo stank wet willie

when you put ya finger in ya booty, spit on it to make it moist and stick it in someones ear.

This nigga was talkin shit so when he fell asleep i gave him a poo stank wet willie.

poo stank wet willie by Chunky2425 January 8, 2009

This Toads the Wet Sprocket!

Saying this means that you are in a bad or otherwise unwanted situation.

Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.

"My favorite TV show was cancelled? This toads the wet sprocket!"

This Toads the Wet Sprocket! by Ziekerz September 2, 2007

Piss Wet Through 

When You Are completely soaking after being out in the rain.

man, its throwing it down, im piss wet through

Piss Wet Through by Jimmy4107 May 24, 2007