Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

You'll figure it out

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022

jehovah's witness

The religion that sends people in suits to your door preaching their version of the bible.

Damn Jehovah's witnesses, I saw two men in suits at my door and microwaved my hard drive.

by Anonymous_is_legion March 19, 2008

Jenova's Witness

I didn't really know that someone already made this up but there are two meanings to this.

A. Someone who does the deeds of Jenova of the church of the one winged angel, a group of geeks who are obsessed with a video game.

B. This one I made up myself. Someone who's Played FF7 to the point that you fight either the first Jenova, or the Final.

Jim: You see that dude over there? They say he's a Jenova's Witness.
Jesse: Huh? What the **** does that mean?
Jim: I don't know, but I find it funny.
Jesse: ....

by rodneyalcala November 30, 2009

jehovah's witness

people who knock on your door to try and get you to join their religion

jahovah's witnesses are fucking anoying, the only religion i want to join is the do what you fucking want religion

by the fresh prince January 30, 2005

winoceros

A person who takes extreme pride in their ability to recognize and describe the complexities of a particular wine by simply inserting their nose into a partially filled glass and sniffing.

After dramatically removing the bottle's cork, the arrogant sommelier poured a small amount of wine into my glass and then sardonically waited for me to examine it. Imagine his shock as he realized that I am a very competent winoceros, and thus quite skilled at identifying aromas and subsequently describing the various hints of chocolate, licorice, and blackberry that were present in the wine.

Lea enjoys attending wine tasting events because they give her an opportunity to exercise her nose and demonstrate exceptional abilities as a winoceros.

by Buzz Writeyear January 21, 2008

Jehovah's Witness

A religious organization. It manifests many cult-like traits like all religions throughout history. Most hated by the common people for their tendency to spread their version of the bible to everyone, at any time. However, the JW is a rather docile and pleasant creature when their unrelenting urge to save all humanity is overlooked. They almost always travel in flocks of two or more.

Their closest cousin in behavior is the Mormon, although a JW is harder to get rid of and harder to catch off guard as they spend an average of three to five hours a week studying the bible and its related subjects.

As with all religions they have their own ideals, beliefs, practices and have been persecuted throughout history by all manner of peoples including such famous oppressors as Adolf Hitler and the Catholics.

Suggestion from an ex JW: When faced with a Jehovah's Witness pretend to be devotely Satanic and do not accept literature of any kind, no matter how small. Be extreme with the satanism, almost to the point of violence.

Close the curtains, that's a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses coming!

by Sarah the Shunga Bunny September 29, 2005

Winona

Shoplifting. Named after famed movie star and convicted shoplifter Winona Ryder, who first stole our hearts in such gems as Heathers and Beetlejuice.

Eric got busted for pulling a Winona.
I'm gonna go Winona me some condoms.

by Psychobillypimp January 27, 2003