Cockney Wanker

Person of London-sounding accent

"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"

"knees ap mavva braaan"

by Stevie October 16, 2003

Decatur Wankerchief

The sexual act of blowing your nose inside of a vagina and then preceding to have sex. Can involve a bloody nose.

Nolan had a runny nose so he gave Brandy a Decatur Wankerchief

by The Famous Mikee February 8, 2009

wankerdoodle

When you take off your pants and whip your schlong out, sneak up behind someone, pants them, then stick your penis in their butthole.

Damnit! Rachel just gave me a wankerdoodle... again. I knew she had a penis.

by Rachel Martinez November 28, 2006

you bloody wanker

This is a term that translates into " You are a stupid american." or "You are a stupid fucker." (Mostly used by british people.)

"Get out of the way you bloody little wanker!"

by Amanda May 13, 2005

Wankerd

To drink too much alcohol

I went out & got well "WANKERD" last night

by Dj Lien June 10, 2003

albino wanker

video on you tube involving a young man being caught masturbating in public toilets by his friends.

Guy 1 "did you see Nick Holt in that Albino wanker video"
Guy 2 "yea he got caught doing the five knuckle shuffle"

by Big Crazy pat March 4, 2009

Willy Wanker

Someone who wanks a lot and eats a lot of unhealthy food.

Rob is a Willy Wanker, he can't stop himself wanking and eating dominos.

by Fannypack December 13, 2015