Vegan Wipe

A post shit toilet paper a wipe of the ass that is completely clean and remnant free. Named from the extremely clean plop and drop and clean release shits that occur when following a plant based and high fiber lifestyle.
I just had a vegan wipe. Hard to believe that just a year ago I was dropping greasy shits and wiping myself raw. This plant diet really has changed my bowels.
by Dick Onchin October 06, 2020
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vegan by proxy

A meat eater who respects vegan friends eating habits when eating with them but otherwise prefers animal products.
"Are you vegan?"

"No, I'm vegan by proxy."
by RuroJack May 11, 2009
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Clout Vegan

A clout vegan is a vegan doing it for clout

So the clout vegan thinks they're helping the world... they think they're eating plants so that less animals are being eaten but in actual fact they're not making a difference because we still have CO2 emissions and global warming and if they were helping fix those, our animals would be okay and out world wouldn't be in a fucked up situation like it is now.
Clout vegans don't make a difference in this world
by NotACloutVegan November 21, 2019
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visi-vegan

A vegan who is only interested in animal rights when it is socially advantageous. Mentioned in a Natalie Dee cartoon in September of 2006.
Visi-vegan: Even though I'm a vegan when people are around, I'm going to drink this milk because no one can see me do it.
by Shenana Gins September 01, 2008
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im vegan

a unfavored phrase that indicates a joke between two offensive people and has become a major meme
James said to me the other day "Im vegan", i was so appalled
by im vegan fam November 29, 2016
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Vegan Whore

One who puts out for Tempeh.
That vegan whore was all over my veggie wiener.
by El Senator May 17, 2006
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vegan hoddog

The best kind of hoddog (Hoddog- a word used to make hot dog sound more fluent) The are the moist hoddog's that squirt out juice when you bite into it. the taste the best and you always want to suck on it.
"I love VEGAN HODDOGS"
"Vegan hoddogs make me feel like a Daljot(Daljot- a name used for Vegan Hoddog king and the inventor of the Vegan Hoddog"
by Vegan Hodddog February 06, 2017
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