tissue

cute girl; just like how the word "tissue" and how "red noses" are such cute phrases, tissue refers to a very cute girl

Aww look at that cute girl standing in line. she's so snuggly and tissue.

by Tazuuuu October 1, 2009

tissues for issues

Remedial measures for common problems

Tissues for issues are used to cure heartbreak break - in secret measure.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

timshel

A regretful tattoo.

I got a tattoo of my ex girlfriends name when we were still dating...what a timshel!

by Scooby Don't July 21, 2016

Awe-tism

The psychological condition suffered by people who are easily impressed by simple things.

His awe-tism is so bad he watches all the Kardashian spinoffs.

by DrEvil May 9, 2013

Tims

1. Shoes that negroes wear with baggy jeans. Only worn by the upper echelon of negros.
2. Tim Hortons in Canada
3. The name of an asian boy because his parents do not understand english

I'm a negro. Black as the night. I'm gonna go wear some ugly ass yellow shit that don't even match the blue jeans and white T-shirt on my feet because the Tims were in the closest store without security cameras.

by FaggotMagnet March 25, 2009

tissuephobia

Tissuephobia, an irrational fear of tissues or hankerchiefs. It is usually determined by inaudible screaching aimed towards anyone blowing their noise. It is believed to have come about by a poor upbringing with a lack of manners and dignity.

Spanish Teacher, naming is unnecessary. She has tissuephobia!

by Thing's stuck in the wasp'it! May 2, 2011

tissue abortion

The act of masturbating, and when climaxed, shooting it into a tissue or paper towel to catch the burst then discarding into the trash.

"I tissue abortioned about twelve kids last night."

Spanking the monkey often, are we?

by FunkWeasel March 18, 2011