thousands

just kiss me
and we'll know what to do

like thousands of generations before us

by Krkič June 10, 2019

ten thousandaire

When you reach a net worth of $10,000.

After living a frugal lifestyle for the past year, I became a ten thousandaire today.

by Binger5 July 14, 2015

Rainbow Trouser Trout

The Rainbow Trouser Trout... Put on your favorite episode of River monsters and pound two bowls of Fruity Pebbles. As soon as your wife complains about the show, vomit all over your dick and violently shove it down her throat whilst screaming "fish on" and pulling up on your dick like a fishing rod.

If this bitch keeps running her pole holder, she's gonna end up catching a Rainbow Trouser Trout.

by MrHead April 25, 2022

Trouser

You wear them on your legs

Susan could not escape from her trouser prison

by Sticky Hands July 4, 2006

What Are Those?!

A saying derived from a viral Vine Video where a man sees a cop with off-brand shoes and screams out "What are Those!?" . Now it is used when ever someone has odd looking, off brand, or fake shoes. Also the video inspired many other videos and even an App that has a button that uses the audio from the video and says "What are those!?" when pressed - www.amazon.c o m/ iDesign-DC-What-Those-Button/dp/B010W4W60K

Bobby came to school with some fake Jordans and the Jumpman Logo was all wrong...... His friend James waited until recess and in the middle of a crowd pointed at his shoes and screamed "What are those?! "

by davatl93 April 17, 2016

Guys! These Aren't My Trousers!

1. Exclamation uttered upon realisation that these are not, in fact, your trousers. Once uttered famously by a young medic.

2. Generic exclamation after doing something stupid.

(after asking everybody you know if they are their trousers) 'Guys! These aren't my trousers!'

by G&S July 20, 2008

Texas Trouser Headlock

A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.

Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.

by n.l.c. December 11, 2008