tinker

(v.) To pinch another persons nipple randomly.

"Oh my God, Dan just tinkered me, and now my nipple is bruised!"

by storeroomkid January 19, 2009

Tinker Fucker

Somebody who seeks sexual intercourse with a smaller body built person (petite). Midget are a favorite turn on if avalible.

Marc: "Hey AJ did you see the chick Alex brought home the other night?"
AJ: "Yeah she was the smallest chick ever, I think he's a tinker fucker!"
Marc "Thats true he might as well be porking midgets!"
**Marc and AJ chuckle loudly in the back of the church...

by TattooedDestruction October 29, 2008

Tinkeritus

The feeling of having to "tinker" and modify everything you own, just because you can.

Tim "The Toolman" Taylor suffered from tinkeritus, resulting in things like a turbo-charged racing lawn mower and an 8000-horsepower washing machine/food processor.

by Ponyboy25 February 24, 2009

twinker

A guy who is an expert in buttfucking.

That gay ass twinker buttfucked my friend's friend!

by Joseph April 15, 2004

Tinker

A small limp dead penis that can't be used for nothing.

What's wrong with your penis?
Penis, it's a tinker
What's a tinker?

A small limp dead dick

by jack a bee September 17, 2016

taint thinner

one who licks taints

i.e. Andy Bond

see grundle brush

by Senor Badass March 27, 2004

thinner

1. A gaunt character thats general body shape is down to too much crack.

2. A defective skeleton

That riddell guy is such a fucking thinner gomer bastard

by J Rabbit April 16, 2004