When you go to Thailand and you think you've met a beautiful woman but when you get to the hotel and get hot and heavy they pull out the ol' eggroll on you.
"Shhh, don't tell Josh I said anything but when we went to a Thai strip club where he thought he met the love of his life until she kicked up her leg and he saw that Thai Eggroll swing in his face."
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Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes 👀👁 because it's YELLOW and eventually going GREEN.
He has slept with a TON of WOMEN and MEN including TAURIEN DALEY when the two went to MEXICO together. THAI took full advantage of TAURIEN DALEY by making TAURIEN a special 🍸
Thai Coma and eventually finishing him off with a Thai snowman .
THAI also goes by ALVIN and his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.
He's been seen around in BARRIE, WOODSTOCK, CAMBRIDGE, KITCHENER, WATERLOO and surroundings. He's spreading AIDS throughout the community so people please be careful with THAI.
I wonder what his current girlfriend from the NAIL 💅 SALONE thinks of him ? She's has no FAKING CLUE who the little queer really is!!
Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes 👀👁 because it's YELLOW and eventually going GREEN.
He has slept with a TON of WOMEN and MEN including TAURIEN DALEY when the two went to MEXICO together. THAI took full advantage of TAURIEN DALEY by making TAURIEN a special 🍸
Thai Coma and eventually finishing him off with a Thai snowman .
THAI also goes by ALVIN and his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.
He's been seen around in BARRIE, WOODSTOCK, CAMBRIDGE, KITCHENER, WATERLOO and surroundings. He's spreading AIDS throughout the community so people please be careful with THAI.
I wonder what his current girlfriend from the NAIL 💅 SALONE thinks of him ? She's has no FAKING CLUE who the little queer really is!!
HANAHA: KATRINA, did you and THAI practice safe SEX while you two dated ?
KATRINA: he did FUCK me up my ass multiple times because I was in a
Thai Coma then I woke up to a
Thai hole .
HANAHA: ok, makes sense. Now he fucls me up my ASS then FUCKS me in my mouth as blows his load then I have
thai-arrhea . His SEMEN runs right through me which causes me Thai Pinch all day everyday that I have change my undies all the time. What the hell does Thai eat or drink that makes his SEMEN so TOXIC for our bodies??
KATRINA: he's SUCKS men off all day and swallowes BIG LOADS then eats Pad Thai then makes us give him head as he BLOWS his LOAD in our mouths and watches us swallow his LOAD.
HANAHA: you're SMART!
KATRINA: he did FUCK me up my ass multiple times because I was in a
Thai Coma then I woke up to a
Thai hole .
HANAHA: ok, makes sense. Now he fucls me up my ASS then FUCKS me in my mouth as blows his load then I have
thai-arrhea . His SEMEN runs right through me which causes me Thai Pinch all day everyday that I have change my undies all the time. What the hell does Thai eat or drink that makes his SEMEN so TOXIC for our bodies??
KATRINA: he's SUCKS men off all day and swallowes BIG LOADS then eats Pad Thai then makes us give him head as he BLOWS his LOAD in our mouths and watches us swallow his LOAD.
HANAHA: you're SMART!
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Thai ISN'T a good friend because he's COO COO all the time. Make sure not to get angry at them or else your face will become flatter than Flat Stanley because he will sit on your face. He's an ATM kind of guy!! Thai can smash a ball easy in one night and many other things. He's MID at poker and extremely bad in all sports except men's wrestling because he loves to grope men and men only. Pretty midget kind of a build but if you open his shirt you will see a wide variety of gay extremities. Always a COCK sucker and can be found in different areas of the world.
Why is his SCLERA extremely YELLOW? It's turning GREEN almost ?
Can someone tell him to ease off on the Semen..
Thai ISN'T a good friend because he's COO COO all the time. Make sure not to get angry at them or else your face will become flatter than Flat Stanley because he will sit on your face. He's an ATM kind of guy!! Thai can smash a ball easy in one night and many other things. He's MID at poker and extremely bad in all sports except men's wrestling because he loves to grope men and men only. Pretty midget kind of a build but if you open his shirt you will see a wide variety of gay extremities. Always a COCK sucker and can be found in different areas of the world.
Why is his SCLERA extremely YELLOW? It's turning GREEN almost ?
Can someone tell him to ease off on the Semen..
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