Going to Target

Leaving the proximity of other people, to find a secluded, like the Target dressing rooms, to beat your meat until your hands fall off.

Guy #1: Hey, I'm going to Target.
Guy #2: Oh, really? Can you pick me up some pistachios?

Guy #1: Not that kind of Target.

Guy #2: Oh...

by carnageX333 August 31, 2010

target

A Wal-Mart for the blue states

Blue Stater:I go to target. Where do you do your shopping?
Red Stater: Wal-Mart y'all.
Blue Stater: Go Back to your trailer park!

by longislandguy January 14, 2006

target pratice

Finishing move from sex or mastibation inwhich the act of precise aim during climax. Usally aimed at a womens chest stomach or ass.

Facial, pearl necklace, money shot, would all be the results of target practice.

I like to pull it out at the last second and use her tits for target pratice.

by MCCA March 18, 2007

target tattoo

A target tattoo is a permanent or temporary tattoo in the shape of a target.

My cadet roomie, Matt, put a temporary target tattoo on my asshole while I was sleeping!

by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021

Tabletops

A variety of nipple that is noted for its extremely large size. If you ever heard someone say that a chicks nipples reminded them of dinner plates because of how big they were, theres a very good chance that she had "tabletops".

I couldn't figure out if she had pieces of bologna stuck to her titties or if she had tabletops!

by jazzfan00 July 24, 2006

target

The chick you are hoping to be scoring with.

That's my target right there. (point)

by brendan May 13, 2004

Target

The Hardest thing to hit in the toilet. (When you are peeing)

I didn't get the target! The whole floor is wet.

by Flurbneeger July 31, 2010