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Blue Stater:I go to target. Where do you do your shopping?
Red Stater: Wal-Mart y'all.
Blue Stater: Go Back to your trailer park!
by longislandguy January 13, 2006
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The greatest pope of our time. He visited many countries, helped to end communism,and even forgave the guy who shot him. He ran rings around all of his predecessors.
Pope John Paul the Great will be greatly missed.
by longislandguy April 4, 2005
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1. Snack food that can be in either hard or soft form, depending on what you like. Usually shaped in a knot, but can also be in rod form.

2. A secret weapon of Al-Qaeda and other terrorist organizations, although there have been no immediate fatalities yet.
1. I had a pretzel after lunch yesterday

2. George W. Bush almost choked on a pretzel while watching a football game.
by longislandguy August 9, 2005
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The people you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult
The geeky kid now owns a million dollar software company
by longislandguy May 25, 2005
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A town located in Austria
I'm serious, fucking is really a town.
by longislandguy March 31, 2005
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A proposed plan to build a new stadium for the Jets on the west side of Manhattan. Mayor Bloomberg promises it will bring revenue to the city, although many disagree. Will cost over 1 billion dollars to construct, most of which will come from our taxes.
The West Side Stadium plan sucks
by longislandguy June 6, 2005
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