by longislandguy May 28, 2005
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by longislandguy September 06, 2005
A Wal-Mart for the blue states
Blue Stater:I go to target. Where do you do your shopping?
Red Stater: Wal-Mart y'all.
Blue Stater: Go Back to your trailer park!
Red Stater: Wal-Mart y'all.
Blue Stater: Go Back to your trailer park!
by longislandguy January 14, 2006
1. Snack food that can be in either hard or soft form, depending on what you like. Usually shaped in a knot, but can also be in rod form.
2. A secret weapon of Al-Qaeda and other terrorist organizations, although there have been no immediate fatalities yet.
2. A secret weapon of Al-Qaeda and other terrorist organizations, although there have been no immediate fatalities yet.
1. I had a pretzel after lunch yesterday
2. George W. Bush almost choked on a pretzel while watching a football game.
2. George W. Bush almost choked on a pretzel while watching a football game.
by longislandguy September 03, 2005
A proposed plan to build a new stadium for the Jets on the west side of Manhattan. Mayor Bloomberg promises it will bring revenue to the city, although many disagree. Will cost over 1 billion dollars to construct, most of which will come from our taxes.
by longislandguy June 14, 2005
The greatest pope of our time. He visited many countries, helped to end communism,and even forgave the guy who shot him. He ran rings around all of his predecessors.
by Longislandguy April 04, 2005