Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.
Richie knew he had lost some accuracy when pulled a taint poacher on Marissa, guess you cant be 100% all the time.
by Stevie Y March 01, 2006
a unisexual device designed to stimulate the perineum through the use of blown air and blunted, multi-tined forks with the intended result of simultaneous sexual climax and defecation.
With his taint whistle freshly arrived in the post, Karl knew that he was going to have a mess on more than just his hands later that night.
by Will Bixby April 23, 2006
The moisture that forms on your taint. It is a combination of asscrack sweat and genetailia/pube sweat. It is by far the worst smelling sent your body can produce.
Matt threatened to smear his taint sweat in Zach's face. What Matt didnt realize is that this secretly turned Zach on.
by zach March 31, 2006
The neighborhood in Northwest Portland, Oregon between Johnson St. and Couch St. (pronounced cooch), west of the 405 freeway up until 23rd St.
Hey, lets go hit the bars in the Taint tonight!
Im sick of those trendy restaurants in the Taint District, lets just stay on the east side.
Im sick of those trendy restaurants in the Taint District, lets just stay on the east side.
by Peppers O'Reilly May 30, 2006
Taint:The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts
Licker:Well everyone know that one some that likes to lick stuff...
So toghether they are Taint Licker:A Person Who Licks Taint ;)
Licker:Well everyone know that one some that likes to lick stuff...
So toghether they are Taint Licker:A Person Who Licks Taint ;)
by A Person That Likes Fish May 26, 2009
For Men: It "taint" your asshole or your balls, it's the skin in between.
For the Ladies: It "taint" your asshole and vagina, it the skin in between .
For the Ladies: It "taint" your asshole and vagina, it the skin in between .
Daughter, "I pulled a muscle."
Mom, "What did you pull?"
Daughter, "That area between your asshole and vagina. "
Mother, "Your taint!"
Daughter, "Ohhh, that makes sense."
Mom, "What did you pull?"
Daughter, "That area between your asshole and vagina. "
Mother, "Your taint!"
Daughter, "Ohhh, that makes sense."
by Trucker Mel September 22, 2016
When you rub the sweat off your taint, then sneek up behind someone, poke em in the eyes then rub your fingers all around their face.
Zagote: Ew man Bobakanush, just taint poked that chick right there.
Bobakanush: Hail To Taint Fingers
Bobakanush: Hail To Taint Fingers
by Steve "Funky Dizzle" Shnooba March 02, 2009