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The Big V 

A polite way to refer to a woman's vagina. Especially useful in exchanges when the word 'vagina' is too formal, but you're not comfortable saying 'snatch', 'hole', 'cunt' or suchlike to your companion.
Mum : How did your first date with Julia go?
Son : Yeah, I like her, we had a lotta fun.
Mum : Did she let you touch The Big V?
Son: Mum! She's a True Love Waits girl. But I just know she's gonna break her vows real soon...
The Big V by The Sage Of Suave February 6, 2014

the beysment 

The basement owned by Beyonce, frequently commented on Stan Twitter videos. The name of Beyonce's basement, where she is keeping Sia hostage, and her only way of survival is eating and communicating with the rats
"Sia trying to use morse code to communicate with the rats in the beysment"
the beysment by Swifticles July 26, 2021

Ivar the Boneless 

Ivar the Boneless or Ivar Ragnarsson was a Viking warrior, and leader who invaded England during the "Viking age". It is not 100% known what "Boneless" means. Many Viking stories describe him as literally lacking bones or legs. But it is not known how reliable these stories are.

According to the Tale of Ragnar Lodbrok, Ivar was "boneless" because of a curse. His mother Aslaug was the third wife of his father Ragnar Lodbrok. She had stated that she and her husband must wait 3 days before having sex. But Ragnar Lodbrok had been raiding in England and was really horny due to being away for such a long time, and so he had sex with his beautiful wife anyway. Because of this, Ivar was born "boneless".

Ivar the Boneless has been described by several Viking sagas as being skillful, and fierce on the battlefield. He was a commander of the Great Heathen Army which attacked England.
Was Ivar the Boneless actually boneless?

The birds are real 

When "the birds are real" it implies a person is high.

**Can be said as "The birds are real" or "Those birds are real"
Ex 1:
Person 1: look! that guy is smokin a huge joint!

Person 2: oh yeah, the birds are real!

Ex 2:
person 1: *sniffs* You smell that?

person 2: Yeah, those birds are real!

Lana is the best

Lana is a cheerful, kind, nice and active person that would find everything funny and interesting, Lana is someone that will try to be your bestie and make you to be the best as she is the ceo of everything. If you are friends with Lana, then she will try to ship you wth every boy you talk a lot especially if you both came from the same country. And of course she everyone knows her, like literally everyone except of Donald Trump obviously. She is probably taken and if she is not then Lana is just too good for having one.
Guy 1: Hey, is that Lana?
Guy 2: Yeah, obviously, - Lana is the best
Guy 1: No way, she is so pretty

Guy2: Huh, that's why she has a bf
Lana is the best by lsjfjkldfjd April 15, 2020

Fumbled the bag

When you got a good looking girl that was down for you, but you fuck it up and now she don’t want you back!
You had her, but you lost her?? You fumbled the bag bruh!
Fumbled the bag by hoodigan June 4, 2021