The surreptitious use of Google Latitude on your girlfriend's phone so that you can track her whereabouts without her knowing. Tends not to work with technology-proficient girlfriends. Also requires a phone that supports Latitude, but helped by the prevalence of Android, Apple OS and Blackberry phones.
Commonly abbreviated GiPS (pronounced: jips).
Commonly abbreviated GiPS (pronounced: jips).
John: so Carla's gone out with her friends tonight, huh? Where are they headed?
Bob: she said Misty's but, hang on - my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly - why is she in some random street in Hangleton???
John: dude!
Bob: she said Misty's but, hang on - my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly - why is she in some random street in Hangleton???
John: dude!
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Scab Cracker
Gash
Fuckbag
Cum Tanker
Drink Tickets
Gas Money.
This rating system is not limited to Las Vegas at all. It is currently being used by all the "Urban Peeps" in Hawaii.
Scab Cracker
Gash
Fuckbag
Cum Tanker
Drink Tickets
Gas Money.
This rating system is not limited to Las Vegas at all. It is currently being used by all the "Urban Peeps" in Hawaii.
"When we get to the club, lets use the Joker-San Female Rating System. My Gash is on vacation, so I wouldn't mind takin' home a couple of Fuckbags tonight. Or maybe a Drink Tickets or Gas Money if I get too hammered"
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The Terran Solar system is a planetary star system. It is a group of 8 planets orbiting a yellow, middle aged (approx. 5 billion), type G star. This star is called is often referred to as Sol or "The Sun" by the system's inhabitants. The four outermost planets Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus are cold gas giants. Jupiter is the largest, it is a "failed star" and Saturn is known for it beautiful set of rings.
The four inner planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars are terrestrial (mostly solid). The third planet is Earth, it is home many of life forms; because the system hosts an inhabited world it is named first for that planet with life and then for the star it orbits.
The Terran Solar system is a planetary star system. It is a group of 8 planets orbiting a yellow, middle aged (approx. 5 billion), type G star. This star is called is often referred to as Sol or "The Sun" by the system's inhabitants. The four outermost planets Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus are cold gas giants. Jupiter is the largest, it is a "failed star" and Saturn is known for it beautiful set of rings.
The four inner planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars are terrestrial (mostly solid). The third planet is Earth, it is home many of life forms; because the system hosts an inhabited world it is named first for that planet with life and then for the star it orbits.
Note: Traditionally the Terran Solar System was said to contain 9 planets, but when human astronomers updated their definition of planet the former 9th planet, Pluto, was removed from the list. Although Pluto is no longer a planet in the eyes of modern astronomers it is still traditionally a planet.
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"our heritage, our politics, are really impotant, but our musical vibe together is our thing. our live preformances speak for themselves"
by wasteddevilducky July 22, 2004
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cant wait till there next album comes out because my friends and family are tired of me blasting hypnotize on my stereo and to tell you the truth i dont listen to alot more music other than soad because there is no other music like it and static-x because its kinda similar to soad. by the way wayne static the lead singer of static-x has the coolest hair ever
listem to there albums
hypnotize
mesmerize
steal this album
system of a down
toxicity
cant wait till there next album comes out because my friends and family are tired of me blasting hypnotize on my stereo and to tell you the truth i dont listen to alot more music other than soad because there is no other music like it and static-x because its kinda similar to soad. by the way wayne static the lead singer of static-x has the coolest hair ever
listem to there albums
hypnotize
mesmerize
steal this album
system of a down
toxicity
system of a down pwns all other bands period
and rap is crap
serj tankian and the others system of a down are gods among men
and rap is crap
serj tankian and the others system of a down are gods among men
by moeller crusader May 28, 2006
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