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Dancefloor dick slapper

A night clubbing queer boy who boogies on the dancefloor and targets unsuspecting straight men and slap thier sacs.
" oh my god i love this song its elton john. ooh loo at that hottie over their. I hope hes a dancefloor dick slapper. doo doo doo. SLAP."
"oi fairy boy fuck off back to your uphill gardening pad"
"oh ok i was planning on a night in watching are you being served any way... Bitch. Come on fee fee were not going to get any action tonight"
by Nickelrooy October 13, 2005
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snapper lover

Someone, usually a man, who likes a tight muscular vagina.
Maria has a snapper of a pussy, that's why Jack is so into her, he's such a snapper lover.
by Reg Franx July 1, 2006
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spicy snapper

1.) when a man or woman pours hot sauce into a woman's vagina.

2.) when a girl's vagina is infested with S.T.D.s
My girlfriend hates me after giving her a spicy snapper. I poured so much Tabasco in there.
I won't touch that snapper. It's fuckin' spicy with herpes.
by Russ Piper November 21, 2006
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Sack-Slapper

When your sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool and the crap keeps coming out in a single piece until it finally breaks off and slaps against your ball sack.
I was sitting on the toilet and the turd was so long that it hit the bottom of the bowl and continued to work its way up the side. When it finally dropped from my ass it slapped my ball sack thus being termed a Sack-Slapper.
by Johnny MuddBone August 7, 2009
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Coon Slapper

When a person is having sex with a black women from behind and his ball satchel makes a slapping noise. Cha HHS
When a person is having sex with a black women from behind and his ball satchel makes a slapping noise,they are a coon slapper. Cha HHS
by MDCS CHA April 1, 2009
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chicken slapper

also known as a pimp ,a street hustler,and all around sharp dressed mac daddy.
yo check that chicken slapper he got a cane!
by J.W.Lee April 8, 2009
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Crapper Snapper

The Crapper Snapper is an act performed during sexual intercourse, and is only possible while in the position popularly known as "doggy-style." The individual who is behind (the "giver" to the "receiver," as it were) takes a rubber-band and pulls it back as far as he (or she, in the event of a strap-on situation) can and snaps the anus of the receiver, thenceforth referred to as the Crapper-Snapped. The point of the Crapper Snapper is three-fold. 1. Maximum disrespect. 2. You must try to stay inside of the Crapper-Snapped's orifice for as long as you can. 3. Fun.
Bob: "I'm going to break up with my girlfriend today, she's so annoying. How can I get her off my case?"
John: "Dawg you need to give that bitch a Crapper Snapper. You snap that woman's crapper and she ain't ever gonna wanna talk to you again, you dig?!"
Bob: "Thanks, man! I'm going to go screw her doggy-style right now!"
by Big D E March 6, 2014
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