It is the act of grabbing your penis and putting the bottom part of your nuts on a girls vagina and take a dump on her from her vagina till you get to her head, then you drag your butt back and smear the poop while making a dysfunctional beeping noise. Extra points for farting while in "reverse" because it is like pollution from the top of a Dysfunctional Steamroller.
Brad: " Hey Ben what did you do this weekend?"
Ben: "Well, i got drunk and finally did it!"
Brad: "Did what?"
Ben: "The Dysfuntional Steamroller."
Brad: "Did you pollute too?"
Ben: "Yep"
Brad: "Up top ben"
(High five slap)
Ben: "Well, i got drunk and finally did it!"
Brad: "Did what?"
Ben: "The Dysfuntional Steamroller."
Brad: "Did you pollute too?"
Ben: "Yep"
Brad: "Up top ben"
(High five slap)
by Maczofri January 21, 2011
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Though we'd eaten it all, Sarah's sweet corn chili was too good not to share, so when her roommate came home we warmed her up with a hearty Cosby Steamer.
by Cbiddy&leGrandMichel April 12, 2011
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1.) Mark squirmed with delight sliding across a santorum on his leather chair as he posted dozens of Utah Steamers in reply to the liberal posts on the forum.
2.) George upon returning home from his Utah Log Cabin Republican meeting furiously banged on the keyboard typing Utah Steamers to the liberal posts on the forum.
2.) George upon returning home from his Utah Log Cabin Republican meeting furiously banged on the keyboard typing Utah Steamers to the liberal posts on the forum.
by Richard_Gozinya October 7, 2012
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Friend: You ever had an uncle jimmy steamboat?
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
by pieslorde July 11, 2016
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by HockeyShot November 17, 2014
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"Oh man. That was a steamloller."
by Ethan Feldman August 6, 2005
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by STL2008 January 11, 2008
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