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Alabama Fidget Spinner

When you dress a pig or cow up in a sexy costume, then you and your farmer friends strip down and pour olive oil all over your selves, then you lay on the kitchen floor and super glue the pig or chicken to the floor. then you use your feet to spin around the animal, while jerking off. You get extra points for hitting the animal with your nut.
me, cletus bobby and Andrew did a Alabama fidget spinner last night
by yeeteteeetete May 28, 2018
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dank yeet fidget spinner dab

(verb)
boi you here this, u better hit that dab, hit that yeet, fidget dat spinner, dab on fleek.
Yo, imma pull a dank yeet fidget spinner dab yo. Move out of my way!

(proceeds to hit that dank yeet fidget spinner dab).
by aH dAs hOt, dAs hOt December 27, 2019
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Seattle Spinner

When you take a dildo and attach it to a power drill and ram that up your bitch.
by ThatGuy588585 February 13, 2009
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Jerry Springered

To cause your family members to become like the guests on the Jerry Springer show. To cause family members to become unwilling guests in your own version of the Jerry Springer show.
While fucking my girlfriend in the dark, I made her smell and suck some dirty creamed skid-marked panties I had stolen from her daughter's laundry hamper. Afterwords, I told her what I had done and she said "man that is hot!". I Jerry Springered that whore!
by Panty Thief November 3, 2008
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jerry springer

an adjective used to describe a crazy confrontational jealous female
when I bailed on happy hour last week and she saw me tagged on Facebook with another woman, she went all jerry springer on my ass...
by doc SM March 3, 2014
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taco sprinter

a fast running mexican waiter. often severing up food, drinks, refills or running to show how fast you have to run to get across the border.
HOLY CRAP!!! Did you see that taco sprinter ?!?!? He was like a bullet.
by more salsa April 19, 2006
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fidget spinner

I really useful item for children and teenagers with mental health issues. However society is a dick and made it look like a toy so people who didn't need one got one. This has now resulted in them getting banned in schools which is extremely unfair for the people who they help.
John: dude look at all these ticks i can do with this fidget spinner, you can't do shit with it!
Jeff: dude it helps with my anxiety and depression, please don't be a dick towards mental illnesses.
John: whatever don't be a buzz kill.
by yellowpurple June 4, 2017
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