leet-speak

The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.

31337 = ELEET = Elite

by Eric Seven September 29, 2004

Speakeasy

A hidden bar popular during the prohibition era.

Wow. Did you hear about Kelly and Lisa’s speakeasy party?

Yeah! I heard the password is ‘Meat wagon.’ Don’t tell anyone.

by Escapedgoldfish January 10, 2020

Slaker

A person who displays an overall lack of motivation. These individuals typically avoid responsiblity and situations that require work. Pronounced "Slay-ker"

Kevin never does shit at work. He is a complete slaker!

by Jraczkow April 19, 2007

Covid Speak-Easy

Any bar, restaurant or gym that is operating in violation of the covid-19 restrictions

My house had a built-in bar in the basement and I've turned it into a neighborhood Covid Speak-Easy

by LordViper June 17, 2020

Speaking from your rectum

The refined way of saying "talking out of your ass"

Father (to son): Watch the skies, boy! There's chemtrails EVERYWHERE!!
Mother (to father): Honey, you promised no more speaking from your rectum during dinner...

by W_L January 7, 2010

i don't speak japanese

phrase used after someone says something to you, but you have no idea what the hell he/she is talking about.

person: dude! did you know that mathematicians have discovered that the convergence of a sequence also means that for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists an number "N" such that if "n" is greater than "N" then the absolute value of the limit subtracted by the term is less than epsilon?
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese

by alvin santos June 1, 2007

kettle speak

how the people of kettle run talk

Hey chee.
I see chu.
Yammas.
Going Ham.
Heard That.
Mort.

We use kettle speak.

by klmonpuyt February 25, 2011