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Silver Lake

Once a peaceful, decent resort getaway for out-of-towners back in the day, Silver Lake is far from what it used to be. Situated near the Tewksbury line in Wilmington, Massachusetts, Silver Lake is a shitty excuse for a town beach. A cesspool of mutated fish, trash, and chemicals swirl the dirty water. The beach is open to the public during the summer months, which is really a play on words as it is constantly being closed because of high levels of unknown chemicals/toxins in the "water". Running alongside the lake is Grove Avenue, a street well known to many people for being ghetto and drug-ridden. Many homes in the vicinity are run down, and it is said some even have dirt floors. Kids residing in the Silver Lake area are famous for the degradation of Wilmington's schools. All businesses around Silver Lake have struggled and failed to remain open, the Thai Express Restaurant, toy store, and nail salon to name a few. Some would say this is the armpit of Wilmington. Once someone heard you say you are going swimming at Silver Lake, get ready to see a look of complete horror on their face. Even if it's 100 degrees out and you need a little refreshment, stepping on a Hepatitis-infected needle protruding from the sand is not worth it.
Ann: "Yo, come on in and blaze up in mah house, bitch!"
Neighbor: "Oh shit son, is dis the olden days, where da fuck did your floor go?"
Ann: "Don't hate, I just swept."
340 pound 15-year-old daughter: "Hey ma, I'm goin swimming in Silver Lake, did you finish sewing my ripped Kmart bikini? And where my swimmies at bitch? Oh yeah hear sumthin? Is dat the ice cream truck?"
by Wilmington4lyfe December 9, 2008
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long john silver

referring to a video on snuff x that shows a man with a 28 inch pecker
when you watched long john silver, did it poke you?
by Erik Abrahamson June 27, 2003
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Silver Hammer

Owned by Maxwell. Maxwell likes to hit people on the head with it. e.g. Joan, his teacher and a judge.

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Do do do do do
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
You hit me over the head with Maxwell's Silver Hammer
by Mercury Scythe January 10, 2005
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douche bag, silver

A person that is thinks highly of themselves and looks down at the poor. George Carlin called Barbra Bush this after she said "Almost everyone I’ve talked to says we're going to move to Houston...What I’m hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is
so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this (she chuckles slightly) is working very well for them." She may as well said let them eat cake. I never understood why the French cut off Marie Antoinette's head until Barbara Bush said this!
Most Republicans are Silver Douche bags. douche bag, silver
by someguy565 September 26, 2005
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silver condom

An intangible, metaphorical concept of immaculacy. When fucking with the silver condom, it redeems all past transgressions involving hagglefucks.
It can restore any social status lost by having sex with strangers, particularly strangers who are especially unsexy.
After Jimmy became the junkyard warden, he went on a quest for the silver condom in order to restore that which he had lost to the hagglefuck in the alleyway.
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silver elite

Silver Elite Hommie!!!
The savest bunch of gamers around.

Yo 2 Kuja, Maddermax, Mz
not forgetting Teh Bing! :D
Guy 1 "Did you see Bing get Pwned by that little goblin"
Guy 2 "Yeah, the rest of SE took care of him though"
by Mooresy March 3, 2005
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silver pearl

A cannabis type that has a high percentage THC, it gives a little trippy effect and has a nice high.
Good when you want to get stoned, good when you still need some things to do.

Red eyes included.
Time ago, I was super stoned and making funny noises and beats with a friend (trippy effect i had from the silver pearl weed). When you smoke it alone and you have to go somewhere, you still can perform tasks.
by Chilltyperiod June 22, 2006
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