school shooting

the best thing on TV since the super bowl

there was a school shooting on tv and i laughed at those impotents who shot themselves

by a seal clubber May 18, 2009

Sir Smithington

Right before coming in a girl's mouth during oral sex, the man would take it out, "knight her" (touch one shoulder, than the other, with his penis, like a knight in the middle ages), come in her face and smack her across the face with his penis.

Last night, Jenny was being a bitch, so I gave her a Sir Smithington.

by golgathontheflatulent January 24, 2011

colombine shooting

when a nigga lost his fidget spinner and nobody fesses up

bitch better fess up or colombine shooting is gonna look like chuck e cheese

by XxXniggerianfaggotXxX June 8, 2017

shooting dook

to deficate, violently or otherwise.

i can't talk right now, i'm shooting dook!

by o.b. juan-valdez January 28, 2007

shooting nuggets

Jizzing all over her boobs.

I love shooting nuggets, especially with Jane.

by Darth Bane January 4, 2016

Chocolate Smoothie

To do this you must engage a female in anal sex, and after ejaculating, you drink the liquids secreting from her ass, then simultaneously spit the fluids into her mouth. She then proceeds to swallow the substance.

Dan and I were extremly bored the other night so he decided to give me a chocolate smoothie... it was quite satisfying.

by S. B. Hood Money September 19, 2009

Tomato Smoothie

One part sperm, one part pussy blood,

and another part sperm.

Mix on high for 2 minutes. Serve chilled.

Everyone has a friend who will take any dare. Test him with an ice cold Tomato Smoothie.

by idontcarewhatthissays December 1, 2009