Procrastinatious

Adjective form of procrastination.

I am procrastinatious. I leave everything for the last moment.

by hoho man May 16, 2006

Procrastibation

When one procrastinates by masterbating.

I didn't get anymore work done last night after a rabid case of procrastibation set it.

by jimmydercat November 2, 2010

professional procrastinator

a person who charges hourly rates for their work and always procrastinates, getting more money from the job.

Wouldnt reccomend it, the last one i got was a professional procrastinator

by Jacknauf May 2, 2011

Package Procrastinating

Going out of your house to do anything else but wait for your long awaited package

"I have been waiting for my COD 4 Package to arrive today, but I had no patience to wait at home, so I went Package Procrastinating to the mall"

by YoYoYan December 2, 2011

Poocrastination

Putting off a poop because you know you will be on the toilet for an extended period of time.

"Oh man I ate some half cooked cookies and I have to go to the bathroom but I don't want to go because I'll be in there forever."

-Poocrastination

by Coefficient of Friction January 25, 2010

procrapstinate

To avoid pooping until later. Often done when playing video games, in a public place, or on a first date.

Randolph: How was your date with Cindy?

Thomas: Not good. I had to procrapstinate all day at the park. I told her I was sweating because I was hot.

by Gnarwall April 19, 2011

procrastinate

To drag one's ass in such a pathetic manner as to ensure one's place in life as a complete loser.

Courtney had a lot of potential, but because she would procrastinate, she now lives in a cardboard box on the street.

by MiraRen July 30, 2008