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priestentious

This is the person at Church who knows all the priests and all the prayers...she judges you on when you arrive at mass and how loudly you pray...she sits in the front pew...she is the first to loudly say 'Good Morning, Father!' and the first in line for Communion.
"Nice of you at join us...Mass starts at 10:30, not 10:34. Hmph." she sniffed priestentiously.

"Oh, I had such a wonderful time talking w/Monsignor Tim and Father Joe at dinner. It's a shame you don't know them as well as I do."
by kellybex September 2, 2009
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presearch

(verb) to look up information on the internet or by other means with regards to a potential hire or applicant to get an idea as to what they are like. Can be detrimental if you have stupid pictures of yourself doing a beer bong or making out with a farm animal.

A combination of the prefix "pre," and the word "research"

-ing (present tense, VT); -ed (past tense)
Me: How did your job interview go?

Them: Well, I got a call back canceling the interview. They presearched me and found that pic at your party of me making out with your dog. I guess they don't take to kindly to that...

Me: WTF?
by mkultra4013 February 13, 2010
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Priest

A person that should obey ALL traffic signs.
Man, he must not be a priest if he didn't stop at a stop sign.
by Kitty.t March 19, 2017
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Judas Priest

One of the greatest metal bands of all time. Fronted by lead singer Rob Halford and guitarists K. K. Downing and Glenn Tipton. They are still recording music and touring to this day. Some of their classic songs are You've Got Another Thing Coming, Living After Midnight, and Breaking the Law.
Judas Priest kicked ass with Victim of Changes at the Seminole.
by RamRancher20 December 9, 2018
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The Dirty Priest

1:
To have sex with a lover while using a crucifix, trinity cross, or incense stick.

Note:
Could be called The Dirty Nun, or Priest. It depends who uses the item.
Hannagan was surprised at the pleasure she endured when performing The Dirty Priest.
by HarryCherry November 14, 2009
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New Year's present

John: "Crap, I still don't have a Christmas present for Mary. ...I guess I'll just give her a New Year's present instead."
by hillary2016 December 29, 2012
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Presents

Mate, I'm popping down to the gift shop to pick up some presents for Dave's birthday party.
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