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Phoon

a. A Spoon and a Fork put together

b. Another name for a spork
I ate my lunch with a Phoon.
by SpiF June 11, 2006
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Plonk

The sound of faeces hitting the water when deficating in a toilet.
verb. "I just had a 1337 plonk man"
"I just had a 1337 plonk man"
by n30x October 17, 2004
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Plonker

1. A person who "plonks" all the time

2. A very lazy person

3. A procrastinator
My boyfriend is such a plonker; he stays in bed all day on weekends.
by Jack_Mier May 19, 2014
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ploofing

ploofing: (verb) giving head
ploof: (noun) head
"gettin gettin some ploof"
"were you ploofing last night"
by bballchica32 June 23, 2006
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plonky

a penguin you put in a mircowave in order to warm up. the penguin then retains the heat and slowly re-releases it into your body.

Plonky is simply one of many, the orginal. These come in lots of different forms (mainly as bears, although as a selection of other animals) however are a traditional gift for a man to give his lover. This guesture symbolises caring, as it is suppose to be used when said man is not around in order to keep warm at night.

Plonky is one of a kind, the orginal penguin used in this context. However since then, this has act has been repeated by those who witnessed it.

It is also complusary for said man/boy to name the teddy/hot bear before giving the gift.

Plonky is a singluar penguin associated with the tradition. However is not an actual brand of heatable soft toys. It is possible to purchase these in various online stores as well as markets and high street shops, the range and selection of animals vary depending on retail. It must also be noted that it is not possible to buy the orginal Plonky, responsiable for starting this geusture.
girl- "how long are you gone? It gets so cold at night when your away"
boy- "its ok, get Plonky, he will keep you warm until i get back"
by H - June 15, 2008
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Ploob

Ploob originates in MI. Its definition is that of Faye. Ploob occurs when two people hate each other so much that they fall in love. Also a dish at gourmet restaurants. Its most common form is as a side dish.
"May I have a side of Ploob with that?"
"I will ploob with you."
by Kelly Travolta February 26, 2005
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Ploof

A way to stimulate one's nipple during sex.
You like the way I ploof your nipples
by Coochie master pro tips December 8, 2020
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