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pipeline pig

A greasy old man who’s full of hair and over weight that works the rigs all year long.
by Muktuk September 21, 2021
mugGet the pipeline pigmug.

Midas Pipeline

Similar to an "Alaskan Pipeline," and named after the blessing of Midas' gold; a Midas Pipeline is a condom filled with piss and frozen for penetration. It can be reused and refrozen as long as the condom lasts.
"Did you Pup Amp at the party this weekend? He was a total pig bottom! I saw him pull out his daddy's Midas Pipeline from the freezer and parade his gaping twink ass around"
by Pup_Niff December 21, 2020
mugGet the Midas Pipelinemug.

American pipeline

The act of rolling up a burger and replace the mayo with cum and freezing it and put it in your partners pussy
Andie "Me and Sally did the American pipeline"
by Johnny_sins69 March 20, 2021
mugGet the American pipelinemug.

Alaskan Pipeline

An unusual, and somewhat taboo way of making a dildo.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.
"Tom, why the fuck is there a cardboard box full of shit in the freezer?!"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"
by Specialist12 May 30, 2024
mugGet the Alaskan Pipelinemug.

Toboggan Pipeline

While riding a toboggan in a 69 position with your partner. Your girl accidentally sharts, but with the frozen weather it comes out frozen solid. And the turd glides off your forehead.
I was going downhill in a sled and 69 ing my girl. She sharted and gave me a "Toboggan Pipeline"
by Spoker February 22, 2018
mugGet the Toboggan Pipelinemug.

native pipeline

When you take an absolute steamer of a dump in a condom and freeze it to later give to your girlfriend to absolutely blast herself with.
I gave Sarah a native pipeline last night and she will never go back to her old ways.
by Blumpkinking44 December 2, 2022
mugGet the native pipelinemug.

British Pipeline

The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.
Oh my god, did you hear? Steve gave himself a British Pipeline!
by Depressed Male July 30, 2017
mugGet the British Pipelinemug.

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