Vulcan Taint Pinch 

A variation of the "shocker". The vulcan taint pinch consists of penetrating the vagina with the pointer and middle finger while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers in the anal cavity. Named after the popular star trek based race of aliens farewell hand gesture of splitting the fingers in the middle by keeping the pointer an middle together and ring an pinky together respectively. It may also be known as the Spock shock, and is sometimes accompanied with a shout of "live long and prosper!"

Spock gave Uhura the Vulcan taint pinch.

Vulcan Taint Pinch by StonedHippy April 5, 2010

Thai Pinch 

Squeezing your sphincter muscle to keep from shitting yourself. Commonly used in reference to a blowout or diarrhea. Not to be confused with a turtle head where solid shit is encroaching the sphincter and leaving skid marks.

I was doing the Thai pinch the whole way home!

Thai Pinch by Looselipsdontcare September 23, 2014

cold pinch 

While 2 men are performing gay anal sex, there is so much friction in the butt hole that it gets really hot inside. when the giver removes his penis the cold air from the atmosphere enters the receivers asshole causing him to get a cold sensation.

My dad gave me the greatest cold pinch i have ever received

cold pinch by lil meat pete November 6, 2007

one-inch-pinch 

when your penis is one inch or shorter

omg i love to flick around my one-inch-pinch to masturbate

i jack off with a pair of tweezers on my one-inch-pinch

one-inch-pinch by mr.p May 18, 2006

Hope Pinch 

The Hope Pinch is the extra, self-tightening of the anal sphincter when suffering from a severe case of diarrhea. The o-ring is pinched much tighter than usual in hope that one doesn't not accidentally shart or shat themself. The Hope Pinch is most commonly deployed when one battling severe squirts finds themself, or is required to be, a less than comfortable distance from the nearest restroom.

Gary had been suffering frome severe diarrhea for several days. Finding himself on the brink of dehydration, he needed Gatorade. Having no choice, he did a Hope Pinch and headed to the grocery store. Unfortunately as he pulled into the parking lot, all Hope was lost and Gary had the warmest, wettest assplosion yet.

Hope Pinch by Eaton Holgoode October 2, 2014

cooter pinch 

Noun. The frame around a vagina created by tight fitting pants or shorts. Not as distinct as camel toe but similar. Considered sexy.

Hey man, those jeans give that chick a nice cooter pinch.

cooter pinch by Shiney1891 October 22, 2013

Cigarette pinch 

The action of pinching a girl's nipple between your fingers in a manner similar to holding a cigarette.

If you cigarette pinch my nipples one more time, I'm going to digit punch you. (See "Digit Punch")

Cigarette pinch by Sam Squared November 2, 2015