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Thai Pinch 

Squeezing your sphincter muscle to keep from shitting yourself. Commonly used in reference to a blowout or diarrhea. Not to be confused with a turtle head where solid shit is encroaching the sphincter and leaving skid marks.

I was doing the Thai pinch the whole way home!

Thai Pinch by Looselipsdontcare September 23, 2014